350 Lb Woman

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  1. Frankster

    Frankster VCA Member - Illinois

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    The question is, What does a 320 pound woman look like?

    Now, before you look at her pictures, try to get
    a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....
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    Not what you were expecting, was it??!!

    She is 7'4" and weighs 320

    What a relief! Now we ALL know we aren't overweight, we're just too danged short!
     
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  2. big-n-italian

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    so does this mean bald guys arent really bald - they are just too tall for their hair?


    :lmao:
     
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  4. Frankster

    Frankster VCA Member - Illinois

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    I got an email about it.

    He said "Grande Melones Plasticos"

    I don't think so......... :)
     
  5. viperDoug

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    Does she really need those heels on????
     
  6. SkyBob

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    ... so I'm not shortchanged between the legs, I'm just way too tall!
     
  7. Vic

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    6' 5.5" w/o heels....350 pounds...

    meh...

    thats only an inch a half taller than me

    and a hundred pounds heavier! :omg::omg::omg::omg:
     
  8. SkyBob

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    Do you want me to tell you which one I would prefer?:D
     
  9. Vic

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    heh heh! Could you handle that babe?

    not if she's on top....
     
  10. 10BamBam01

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    I wanna wrestle her. :D
     
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    I have to doubt the 320 lb claim. I'm 6'4" and I'm a pretty big guy and I weigh in at 268 right now. There's no way she outweighs me by 50 lbs with only an inch on me in height. If I'm wrong, she wears it VERY well.
     
  12. Mopar Boy

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    Seems iffy to me. Too much weight. :dunno:
     
  13. Frankster

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    kcobean

    You're forgetting she has two grande melones with possible plastico inserts. I bet that adds up to at least 50 lbs.

    HUMMM, what would you do with two 25 pound melons?
     
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    Her website says 210lbs, not that I was studying it or anything. :D
     
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    I wonder if something like that could fit in my Countach. lmao
     
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    10BamBam01

    You want to wrestle her? I think you'd loose. But then, maybe she'll take advantage of you? :)
     
  17. BolsOut

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    Anyone notice in the pick where she's bent over, she looks awfully flat chested. Where'd them big Bazoombas go?!?
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    I smell some PhotoShop trickery.
    Yah, just went to the snopes site in the link above. Compare the pick on the left in the first post with the same one on snopes. She's been "enlarged" a bit. Flat chested to.
    Sorry guys, Waaay too good to be true.
     
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  18. SkyBob

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    Hey, man! Don't ruin the illusion for me, okay?
     
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    The guy in the picture is thinking...

    "I didn't see that coming in her Match.com ad..." lol
     
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    Methinks you forgot to factor in those Melons!!:lmao:
     
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    Guys the photos are not real. They have been around for years and are a joke. Its pretty easy to see in the one where she is walking... look at her shadow. Also look at her right shoulder and see the size of the SUV behind her and then compare it to the ones on the right side of the image. Yes she looks good but she is an average sized woman that was blown up in the photos.
     
  22. kennyhemi

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    FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!. You guys just fall for this stuff. Look at the picture on the right and see the shadow don't jive.
     

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