How To Cross The US Border: Informational Packets Designed To Increse Your Success !

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  1. Frankster

    Frankster VCA Member - Illinois

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    I've created a package of information on how to illegally cross the border and get into the US.

    This package of information has everything you need to know about crossing the border and then getting settled in the US.

    The package includes information on border crossing points, watering stations, Immigration and Customes Enforcement (ICE) avoidance techniques, best times of the year to cross, getting help from local mexicans, and the usual costs associated with doing this. This informational packet is designed to increase your chances of success in crossing the border! Virtually all the information you need is available in this informational packet!

    The cost for this package is only $10. Don't delay! Get you packet now before it's too late!

    I have targeted my advertising to mostly mexican and middle eastern publications. The advertising is focused in countries like Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Lybia, Egypt, Iran, Iraq, Afganistan, Packistan, Saudia Arabia, Yemen, Oman and other muslim countries. The advertising appears in only a few mexican publications.

    In short, you can find advertising associated with illegally crossing the border in almost all muslim newspapers and publications.

    The idea is to inform the world (espacially radical muslims) on how to cross the border illegally while I make a ton of money doing it!

    I want, especially, that as many muslims as possible get information on how to cross our borders.

    Since we have no border control I'm inviting all peoples of the world to immigrate here (illegally is the best way as you will wait forever if you apply legally).

    NOW IS THE TIME TO CROSS THE BORDER!

    Amnesty for all illegal immigrants is just around the corner!

    DON'T DELAY!

    Please email [email protected] for information on how to get your package of information.
     
  2. eucharistos

    eucharistos Viper Owner

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    Re: How To Cross The US Border: Informational Packets Designed To Increse Your Succes

    hmmmm

    a friend of mine once said:

    :eater:
     
  3. RTTTTed

    RTTTTed Viper Owner

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    Re: How To Cross The US Border: Informational Packets Designed To Increse Your Succes

    His mirror you mean?
     
  4. V10SpeedLuvr

    V10SpeedLuvr Enthusiast

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    Re: How To Cross The US Border: Informational Packets Designed To Increse Your Succes

    I appreciate you making this packet, but the cost worries me. $10 is a lot of money. Will you be sending these for free and then letting the illegal citizen mail you $10 as soon as their welfare benefits are approved?
     
  5. eucharistos

    eucharistos Viper Owner

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    Re: How To Cross The US Border: Informational Packets Designed To Increse Your Succes

    it's like the cheese, it will be gub'ment subsidized,

    that means, in some way, you, chad, will be paying for them.......again
     

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