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  1. Free2go

    Free2go Viper Owner

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    I am currently holding an interview slash deposition for a moderator position. Now, ahem...I have in front of me at this time a dossier on one TalonTsi90 aka "Furball", or current nickname of Chaka. Please step inside and answer some questions if you will and note: I do not ask questions I don't already know the answers to. Take a minute to compose yourself while I take a $hit.
     
  2. ViperJeff

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    Did you miss....

    He has also applied for Webmaster(Total Control)
     
  3. Free2go

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    This is a first tier interview. If he passes, he still has to go through you, the White's, pass an IQ test, and get a haircut.
     
  4. ViperJeff

    ViperJeff VCA Legacy Member - UT/AZ Staff Member

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    Roger that....
     
  5. Free2go

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    I forgot to mention being vetted for felonies and credit worthiness.
     
  6. AZTVR

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    I think that I have read about this scenario somewhere before; but, in a somewhat inverted situation.

    "Only sane people are allowed to be moderator.
    But, you must first ask to be moderator in order to be considered.
    However, asking to be moderator is the sign of a crazy person....."
     
  7. Free2go

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    Well said AZTVR. I've been informed the applicant should be along shortly following his community service.
     
  8. ViperJeff

    ViperJeff VCA Legacy Member - UT/AZ Staff Member

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    I must be really crazy. I Admin 5 forums
     
  9. Free2go

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    Really? Which ones? :D
     
  10. ViperJeff

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    In no particular order

    www.*************.com
    www.*****.com
    www.**************.com
    www.viperclub.org
    www.************.com

    and I think I'm the webmaster on www.theviperregistry.com (IVR). But I think to much.

    was the Admin on SRT10forum.com back when
    Moderator on www.vipersoftheworld.com. Owner was a *****, new owner was a bigger *****, but I left before he took over

    Just saying,

    His qualifications better be good

    Hey, where is your interviewee?
     
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    broomrider VCA Member - Gulf States

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    I thought he already passed the first round Free? He survived your beatings. As far as I'm concerned Master Jedi Jeff is and always will be the best.:cool:
     
  12. ViperJeff

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    That belongs in the "Let us Laugh" forum
     
  13. Free2go

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    Huh...he totally ghosted his first interview. Strike one.
     
  14. Free2go

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    Please. Jeff, you're a saint compared to those other douchebag mods.
     
  15. Free2go

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    Chaka no like interview
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  16. ViperJeff

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    ummmmmmmmmm
     
  17. TalonTSi90

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    CeeJ was impressed. I feel comfortable saying the FBI, KY State Police and other Federal agencies are too, or at least allow me to have a medium level security clearance. Hair and all.
     
  18. Free2go

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    So you wear an ankle bracelet. Nice.
     
  19. ViperJeff

    ViperJeff VCA Legacy Member - UT/AZ Staff Member

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    FBI is not a real good credential right now, its incompetency at its very best
     
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    Medium security clearance is what they give Trustees.
     
  21. TalonTSi90

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    LOL, no. But i have a license to carry this underneath my clothing... (no, this is certainly not a thinly or thickly veiled threat!!)

    [​IMG]

    Well, yea, but considering that im a peon subject to actual laws n stuffs.
     
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    I guess I do have a question, what does this have to do with what we do here?

    I took care of almost a billion dollars worth of military equipment, with security clearances and that has nothing to do with this
     
  23. ViperJeff

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    you hydro dipped your gun.... ?

    And I thought every law abiding citizen carried
     
  24. TalonTSi90

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    You asked for creds lol. I guess it has nothing to do with it, but im trying to show you guys A. Im not a troll. B. If entrusted with the job, i can be trusted as if i were caring for someone elses child.

    And honestly, id almost rather have two accounts, so that this one doesnt look like im a schlong vacuum and i only use the other one for the work side.
     
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    The information I have in front of me leads me to conclude you are an incipient, uncouth, barbaric savage prone to violent mood swings and completely incapable of the fair handed level headed non threatened personality characteristics necessary to successfully moderate this particular forum.
     
  26. Free2go

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    Wow.......
     
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    I'd rather have Phil watch my kids. And before you came along, I would have preferred Beelzebub over Phil.
     
  28. ViperJeff

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    How much do you know about vBulletin?

    Have you ever Moderated before? Where?
    I would like to go and see

    Could you tell me some of the web pages you've designed from scratch and maintain?
     
  29. Free2go

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    Answer this question quick or you will never work here. What years were forged bottom end Vipers available...stock?
     
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    ........FAIL!
     

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