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The choices are endless for the rednecks... ;)
 

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Funniest jokes about the other color cars:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Most friends at this forum:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Best looking girlfriend pics posted at this forum:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Ability to laugh at others when they think they are making fun of you:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Best looking car:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Best looking car w/ girlfiend pics posted at this forum:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Poses car in front of ********** for photo op:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Eats the most wings and drinks the most Bud Lights at ******'s:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Likes girls:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Knows red is fastest:

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

Did Mopar Boy score any at all :dunno:

Hey Chad you might want to ask for your nuts back because they seem to be ******* at the moment.

(All in good fun dave but you did jump right on Chad's "bandwagon")
 

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As much as I hate to leave, Ill be gone the rest of the weekend so I'm leaving Dave in charge of pwning this thread. Ya'll have fun without me :D


What! Leave Dave in charge? What normal person would do that?:omg::rolaugh:


Leaves house to be seen in public (likely w/o embarrasing stain):

[X] Chad

[ ] Mopar Boy

:rolaugh:

Think I got it Chad!

:lmao:



Oh you "got" something alright! I am just not sure the modern day medical industry has a cure yet!


:D:rolaugh:
 

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Wahooo!! Yellow is the fastest!!!
 

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Dumbest color ever painted on a car. EVER!

[ ] Red

[X] Yellow

Color of car that losers drive:

[ ] Red

[X] Yellow

Fail!

[ ] Red

[X] Yellow

Color of car that hot women will not ride in:

[ ] Red

[X] Yellow

Color of most human and animal medical problems:

[ ] Red

[X] Yellow

Greater chance of being bullied by a Girl Scout troop if driving a __________ car:

[ ] Red

[X] Yellow

Looks like yellow is leading the polls now. :headbang:
 

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Not.

It's just that the yellow owners don't have as much time to post here as the rednecks, due to the fact that the paparazzi are taking too much of our time.

:rolaugh::rolaugh::rolaugh:
 

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I do not approve of public ******. At least put your spongebob boxers back on for the cameras :crazy2:

Sheesh...you red guys are sooo uptight. Why not?:dance:

Note to Robert: It's a lot of work trying to justify some of these photographs...lol! :nono::lmao:
 

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Yeah Andrew I am looking at some of these blasphemous photos and starting to wonder what the deal is. Mopar Boy your yellow reputation is in question. We are strong, we are many. Notice only 3 or so reds hop up to battle yet they outnumber us by hundreds. Sad.
 

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Praying will only deepen your wounds. Crush the yellow car as scrap and purchase a red car. You will be healed my confused friend.

You mean like this?

It's such a beautiful picture...brings tears to my eyes... :rolaugh::rolaugh::rolaugh:
 

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Yeah Andrew I am looking at some of these blasphemous photos and starting to wonder what the deal is. Mopar Boy your yellow reputation is in question. We are strong, we are many. Notice only 3 or so reds hop up to battle yet they outnumber us by hundreds. Sad.

We shall continue the battle, comrade. They may have Yoda on their side, but we have the ultimate force: YELLOW. :beer:
 

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Oh. Here we go again. THIS shot. :rolleyes:


Note to Robert: It's a lot of work trying to justify some of these photographs...lol! :nono::lmao:


Yes, it does take alot of my time.

And I always have to repeate the story as people forget.



Yeah Andrew I am looking at some of these blasphemous photos and starting to wonder what the deal is. Mopar Boy your yellow reputation is in question. We are strong, we are many. Notice only 3 or so reds hop up to battle yet they outnumber us by hundreds. Sad.

Yes, that shot is what you see. Over the course of a few weeks, I did some undercover work. I "joined" the red team to finally see what all the hype was about. The bowing was the initiation into what really can be called nothing but a Loser Nation with a few bad lies and a high five handshake.

I rode in 2 red cars: Chumpy's and Stenchyrides. Guess what I found? The cars are slow, boring, and people gave the cars dirty looks. And one of them even was S/Ced and he told me he can WOT it as it would stop working! :lmao:

Yes, I am a HUGE fan of the red nation. I am a fan of them being slow. And now you know why I stand by yellow so strong. I have been to the other side. I have seen the grass, and it was not so green.;)
 

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When you get out of prison for posting a copyrighted picture I'll return your freshly repainted car.

LOL...actually, I'm still in prison, and most of my friends here have red shirts...kind of like this:omg:
 

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