Santa Came to see Me

Discussion in 'Sneaky Pete's Place' started by Bobpantax, Dec 23, 2016.

  1. Bobpantax

    Bobpantax VCA Member - South Florida

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    So Santa came in to my office today before the Holiday. What a mess. Although he is a natural born U.S. person ( his Dad had an affair with a night owl U.S. citizen woman many years ago), he has never filed tax returns. The EEOC, OSHA and the Wage and Hour Division of the Labor Department are after him for Elf discrimination, unsafe working conditions, and minimum wage violations. PETA is after him for reindeer abuse. There is a class action pending against him for roof and chimney damage. The FAA is complaining about multiple past violations of Tower Control Areas and the use of a non certified and non registered unconventional aircraft and failure to file flight plans. The FTC wants to bring an antitrust case against him. And last but not least, Mrs. Claus is threatening divorce over his repeated stocking stuffing. I told him that I would have to think about it and get back to him after the holidays.

    Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah and Happy Kwanzaa to all.

    Best,

    Bob Panoff
     
  2. ViperJeff

    ViperJeff VCA Legacy Member - UT/AZ Staff Member

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    Merry Christmas Bob
     
  3. TalonTSi90

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    Merry Christmas too :)

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  4. JANEY

    JANEY VCA Member - Great Lakes

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    Merry Christmas Bob





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  5. Bobpantax

    Bobpantax VCA Member - South Florida

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    Hi all. Thank you for the Merry Christmas but I am a "Happy Hanukah". :)
     
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    3whitevipers VCA Member - South

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    Bob--
    I think that it is so nice that this year Hanukah and Christmas start at the same time--so cool to celebrate both occasions now--Happy Hanukah--Dave
     

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