Talon Viper Status Thread

Discussion in 'Sneaky Pete's Place' started by Free2go, Jan 18, 2017.

  1. ViperJeff

    ViperJeff VCA Legacy Member - UT/AZ Staff Member

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    Hmmm

    I can see the headline now if I did that

    Large %*^#+€£ object falls from sky, kills millions.
     
  2. steve e

    steve e VCA Member - UT/AZ

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    The last time I skydived naked the headline read Hercules falls from the sky with huge Anaconda:D
     
  3. Free2go

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    Ahahahahaha....well said
     
  4. Free2go

    Free2go Viper Owner

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    I read one time of a Japanese guy who was highly successful at committing suicide. He climbed up a tree, put a noose around his neck and tied it off on a limb. He then shot himself in the head as he jumped off the limb. Coroners also found 60 sleeping pills in his stomach. Impressive.
     
  5. steve e

    steve e VCA Member - UT/AZ

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    Wow thats what I call over kill.
     
  6. ViperJeff

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    Rachel Madcow would be impressed with the vigor this narrative is being pursued
     
  7. steve e

    steve e VCA Member - UT/AZ

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    He or she what ever it is makes me sick, loved the look on that ass face when Trump won, made my day.:usa:
     
  8. Free2go

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    Yeah, and why isn't everybody moving to Canada like they said they would?
     
  9. Free2go

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    Steve, was this you? :D
     
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  10. steve e

    steve e VCA Member - UT/AZ

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    Thats so funny, yes that was me, and for the record buy the time I made it to the ground I was much bigger.:D That has got to hurt.
     
  11. TalonTSi90

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    Ok, i guess its time for an update. I got the news today on my last possible attempt at a loan for the 03 i put a deposit on two months ago. No one wants to touch me this close to having a bankruptcy discharged (despite it being paid off 18 months early), even though i have no debt and have over $2000/month disposable income. So, i have to try a couple tricks to get some "new" history under my belt (dunno why my mortgage doesnt qualify as "history", im still paying on it) and at the very least 3-4 more months of waiting till i can apply again. In the mean time, its up to you guys whether you want me to hang around or not. Im a bit disheartened over the whole thing, but i guess it cant be helped.

    Maybe by that time, ill be able to afford a more expensive one.
     
  12. steve e

    steve e VCA Member - UT/AZ

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    Talon hang in there, do not give up. To be honest with you I do not even have a Viper, I just say I do so people will talk to me.
     
  13. Free2go

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    Talon, let's put things into perspective shall we? I'm in the EXACT same situation as you right now.....only Ive been trying to purchase a Bughatti Veyron. It's all relative.
     
  14. ViperJeff

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    I have the same problem as Eric. Still working on that ride that gets me to the space station
     
  15. Free2go

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  16. TalonTSi90

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    Im not giving up, just feeling "dashed" in the hope section.

    Yea, right.

    Quinton works for Space-X...

    Prob works with Rodney McKay too.
     
  17. Free2go

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    You know Talon, I come from a lineage of sorry SOB's and drunken sots. I was a trouble maker from day one and nobody ever thought I would amount to anything. When I was five years old, I would roll hundreds of cigarettes for my grandpa with Bugle tobacco out of a jar. When I was done, he would give me a Zagnut candy bar and tell me "Eric, you're as fine a man as ever pulled his ***** from a mare mule". I didn't know what he meant but I knew it had to be good. I later overcame the odds to rise to the level of Viperdom. You lose some and you tie some Talon. Owning a Viper isn't easy. Do you have what it takes?
     
  18. TalonTSi90

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    I know this wont stay here long, but hopefully long enough for you to read it. ;)
     
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  19. Free2go

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    Hey, you can always do what Dave666 did. Buy a cheap ass red with white stripe salvage titled Viper, and slap some stickers and hand made aero bits on it.
     
  20. broomrider

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    Free I believe you have struck a nerve of Talons.
     
  21. Free2go

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    If there's a nerve, I'll find it :D
     
  22. broomrider

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    I know you will. You are famous for doing so. That's not a bad thing, most people can't handle the truth. I will say you
    certainly have your own style.:D
     
  23. Free2go

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    The trick is locating that LAST nerve. One of the side effects to being successful in finding nerves is death and banishment. I'm still alive, which is a testament to my failure.
     
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    That was actually pretty funny.:rolaugh:
     
  26. Free2go

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    Yeah, Dave really riced out his Viper.....right down to the Kenne Bell sticker on his Roe supercharger. He needs to stick to what he does best: delivering second rate barbecue to crooks.
     
  27. ViperJeff

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    Hey Talon, after reading this, you might as well toss in the towel. Seems like only those that are like you support your endeavor. Please accept my apology, my friends sometimes forget why we are here


    Good day
     
  28. Geronimo

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    I didn't know it was a salvage car. I wouldn't be afraid of one if it were only body damage. They seem to be very hard to sell after repair which is a major downside of dumping money in one. What's this Talon's budget?
     
  29. plumcrazy

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    I think you need a time out
     
  30. Free2go

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    So, does this mean we're friends.....❤️❤️❤️
     

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