BigCarrot
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Title says it all! If he doesn't get both of these things, stat, he may self destruct! Your help is greatly appreciated!
Clark Stegall Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
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cstegall
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
This thread is wrong in some MANY ways.
I love it. Thanks BC
The power of the Alley versus the memory of the VCA. Send the card.
CStegall
This thread is wrong in some MANY ways.
I love it. Thanks BC
The power of the Alley versus the memory of the VCA. Send the card.
CStegall
Bugeater
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
I can lease you a midget.
I can lease you a midget.
Whitebeard
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Could someone please give this man his card?
Could someone please give this man his card?
BigCarrot
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Claaark.....neeeeds.....caaard......
(and midget)
Claaark.....neeeeds.....caaard......
(and midget)
cstegall
Enthusiast
Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
There you have it folks. The masses are beginning to speak(at least those that aren't banned). All I want is a lousy card...a little, tiny(no reference to our smaller friends)plastic card that allows me to expand my arrogant ways EVEN when I am not in my Viper.
It's a little thing...I understand...but I know you have printed them up for me before...I got my cards in '01 AND '02....so I know you've got my name,special VCA membership number and address.
Tell you what...just send me a blank card and I will get Kinko's to make one up for me. All it'll cost you is an envelope and a stamp. And, if you're out of stamps let me know and I will fedex you one....COST IS OF NO CONCERN when I am talking about my VCA card.
Do the right thing. I sent you my $100...send me my little peace of plastic heaven.
There you have it folks. The masses are beginning to speak(at least those that aren't banned). All I want is a lousy card...a little, tiny(no reference to our smaller friends)plastic card that allows me to expand my arrogant ways EVEN when I am not in my Viper.
It's a little thing...I understand...but I know you have printed them up for me before...I got my cards in '01 AND '02....so I know you've got my name,special VCA membership number and address.
Tell you what...just send me a blank card and I will get Kinko's to make one up for me. All it'll cost you is an envelope and a stamp. And, if you're out of stamps let me know and I will fedex you one....COST IS OF NO CONCERN when I am talking about my VCA card.
Do the right thing. I sent you my $100...send me my little peace of plastic heaven.
BigCarrot
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
That was touching...sniff...sniff...
That was touching...sniff...sniff...
SoCal Rebell
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Sorry Clark, I can't help you with the card but I think I have a midget in the make-up room preparing for her scene, how fast can you get here?
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Sorry Clark, I can't help you with the card but I think I have a midget in the make-up room preparing for her scene, how fast can you get here?
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monnieh
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
I still have not gotten my card yet.
I still have not gotten my card yet.
cstegall
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
DUDE!....now that's performance. Write this down VCA...please note how SoCal stepped up to the plate and actually swung the bat. You can learn a lot from this man...oh,sure...maybe he is just trying to hook-me-up with somebody that just might be my smaller special someone....but he is at least TRYING.
Send me a card. Walk to the storage cabinet. Reach in. Pickup one of the little rectangular pieces of plastic. Carry it gently/respectfully to the special VCA card printing machine located in the hidden labyrinth at VCA HQ. Insert the car in the machine and spell out the name...C....L....A....R....K..space bar...S...T...E...G...A...L...L. Don't worry...I've spent $200k with DC since 2001 so my name SHOULD pop right up. Print the card. Place it reverently in an envelope. Cautiously lick the stamp(I don't like my mail to drool)and place the envelope in your outgoing mail bin.
Pretty easy...huh?
Do the right thing. Please. For the little people.
DUDE!....now that's performance. Write this down VCA...please note how SoCal stepped up to the plate and actually swung the bat. You can learn a lot from this man...oh,sure...maybe he is just trying to hook-me-up with somebody that just might be my smaller special someone....but he is at least TRYING.
Send me a card. Walk to the storage cabinet. Reach in. Pickup one of the little rectangular pieces of plastic. Carry it gently/respectfully to the special VCA card printing machine located in the hidden labyrinth at VCA HQ. Insert the car in the machine and spell out the name...C....L....A....R....K..space bar...S...T...E...G...A...L...L. Don't worry...I've spent $200k with DC since 2001 so my name SHOULD pop right up. Print the card. Place it reverently in an envelope. Cautiously lick the stamp(I don't like my mail to drool)and place the envelope in your outgoing mail bin.
Pretty easy...huh?
Do the right thing. Please. For the little people.
Whitebeard
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Your Honor, Your honor.....
Can't you see the pain this man has suffered through? Does it not hang on your hearts? Why prolong the pain? Please, send Brother Stegal his card.
Signed
Legal counsel for the defendant
Your Honor, Your honor.....
Can't you see the pain this man has suffered through? Does it not hang on your hearts? Why prolong the pain? Please, send Brother Stegal his card.
Signed
Legal counsel for the defendant
cstegall
Enthusiast
Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
VCA!...is this not your favorite phrase? I realize that it is unfair to bring my astute legal counsel into this fray...but you have forced my hand by not allowing me my coveted little plastic card.
And please, take the words of my counsel seriously. He is not just your everyday plain old pirate...
HE'S MY LAWYER PIRATE...
Walking the plank with him ain't no fun.
Thanks...in hope of some automotive understanding,
CStegall
VCA!...is this not your favorite phrase? I realize that it is unfair to bring my astute legal counsel into this fray...but you have forced my hand by not allowing me my coveted little plastic card.
And please, take the words of my counsel seriously. He is not just your everyday plain old pirate...
HE'S MY LAWYER PIRATE...
Walking the plank with him ain't no fun.
Thanks...in hope of some automotive understanding,
CStegall
cstegall
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Oh man!...this may be more widespread than I first suspected. Monnieh...stand strong...we are but two...but there MAY BE more.
Oh man!...this may be more widespread than I first suspected. Monnieh...stand strong...we are but two...but there MAY BE more.
RockStar
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
I can't take it anymore!
I'm currently holding 47 midgets hostage backstage at the Ringling Bros. circus, and if Clark doesn't get his card by the time I count to eleventy billion........I'm gonna start plugging these humorous yet somehow depressing little carnies! I'll start with the ones I caught trying to pile into the getaway Beetle!
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I can't take it anymore!
I'm currently holding 47 midgets hostage backstage at the Ringling Bros. circus, and if Clark doesn't get his card by the time I count to eleventy billion........I'm gonna start plugging these humorous yet somehow depressing little carnies! I'll start with the ones I caught trying to pile into the getaway Beetle!
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cstegall
Enthusiast
Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
...not that's what I call negotiating.
Move over Trump...RStar has arrived
Take the hint VCA. Don't let the little folks suffer any more than they have already(have you seen how many they GET into that beetle?). Rock Star is serious...the Sopranos ain't got nuttin' on him.
...not that's what I call negotiating.Move over Trump...RStar has arrived
Take the hint VCA. Don't let the little folks suffer any more than they have already(have you seen how many they GET into that beetle?). Rock Star is serious...the Sopranos ain't got nuttin' on him.
Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Wait a second, Rock Star, I believe Barnum & Bailey is in NYC this week.... what size midget would you like?
VCA always aims to please!
Wait a second, Rock Star, I believe Barnum & Bailey is in NYC this week.... what size midget would you like?
VCA always aims to please!
Y2K5SRT
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
You guys are picking on Clark a bit much, as his requests are very simple. Rather than see him get the shaft on both of his meager desires, I wanted to do my best to help. Clark, print and paste your new VCA card and midget below. Welcome to a very elite club indeed my friend...
You guys are picking on Clark a bit much, as his requests are very simple. Rather than see him get the shaft on both of his meager desires, I wanted to do my best to help. Clark, print and paste your new VCA card and midget below. Welcome to a very elite club indeed my friend...
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BigCarrot
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
HOLY *****! That is great! Just for you, Clark!
HOLY *****! That is great! Just for you, Clark!
Bugeater
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
I can also lease a "little person". We are also having a 2 for 1 special on dwarves, if you have a Lord of the rings ticket stub.
I can also lease a "little person". We are also having a 2 for 1 special on dwarves, if you have a Lord of the rings ticket stub.
cstegall
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Chris!...now that's what I'm talkin' about. I had to take a couple of hours from my unusually pristine schedule and attended a fund raiser for three-legged dogs. It was sponsored by MFAaTLD(Midgets for America and Three Legged Dogs). They were hoping to raise at least enough money to buy some prosthetics for some of our more unfortunately handicapped pups. As luck would have it all the wee people got so excited about everybody in the room being their height that they forgot what they came together for. Good news is they raised enough to buy dog biscuits for 20 underprivileged dogs living under various Interstate bridges.
Kudos to the midgets....nice job little people.
After returning I come back to this incredible opportunity for me to learn to cut and paste. I appreciate your efforts Chris....if you every decide to run for VCA Czar you will surely be able to count on my vote.
And thanks for the little guy on the card...he kinda looks like me.
Clark
Chris!...now that's what I'm talkin' about. I had to take a couple of hours from my unusually pristine schedule and attended a fund raiser for three-legged dogs. It was sponsored by MFAaTLD(Midgets for America and Three Legged Dogs). They were hoping to raise at least enough money to buy some prosthetics for some of our more unfortunately handicapped pups. As luck would have it all the wee people got so excited about everybody in the room being their height that they forgot what they came together for. Good news is they raised enough to buy dog biscuits for 20 underprivileged dogs living under various Interstate bridges.
Kudos to the midgets....nice job little people.
After returning I come back to this incredible opportunity for me to learn to cut and paste. I appreciate your efforts Chris....if you every decide to run for VCA Czar you will surely be able to count on my vote.
And thanks for the little guy on the card...he kinda looks like me.
Clark
GTS Dean
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Heck, I'm a malcontent and I have my card already.
Hello? Is this thing on? tap-tap-tap. Good.
Clark needs his midget card, A...S...A-P!!!!!!!!
Clark needs his midget card, A...S...A-P!!!!!!!!
Clark needs his midget card, A...S...A-P!!!!!!!!
Heck, I'm a malcontent and I have my card already.
Hello? Is this thing on? tap-tap-tap. Good.
Clark needs his midget card, A...S...A-P!!!!!!!!
Clark needs his midget card, A...S...A-P!!!!!!!!
Clark needs his midget card, A...S...A-P!!!!!!!!
Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Well, since Chris produced a pretty offical looking one I went ahead and had dinner. But rest assured I will continue my hunger strike if Clark doesn't get his card quickly!
Well, since Chris produced a pretty offical looking one I went ahead and had dinner. But rest assured I will continue my hunger strike if Clark doesn't get his card quickly!
King GTS
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
I'm STARVING over here for crying out loud!!! I need food!!!
I'm STARVING over here for crying out loud!!! I need food!!!
GTS Dean
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Hey! I like the wheels on the red SRT on the card a lot! Do you think Dodge is slipping hidden cues of what is going to be an '05 option? SRT styling is so cutting edge and unique - those *** stylists are really great!
Hey! I like the wheels on the red SRT on the card a lot! Do you think Dodge is slipping hidden cues of what is going to be an '05 option? SRT styling is so cutting edge and unique - those *** stylists are really great!
Hisserman
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Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
This has been the most entertaining thread on this site for quite some time. Everything really cracks me up -- EXCEPT THE FACT THAT CLARK STILL DOESN'T HAVE HIS CARD!!
This has been the most entertaining thread on this site for quite some time. Everything really cracks me up -- EXCEPT THE FACT THAT CLARK STILL DOESN'T HAVE HIS CARD!!
cstegall
Enthusiast
Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Alright!...Joe steps up and volunteers to help feed my deviant behavior patterns
I always knew that there was lots more to Joe than most of us will ever see. Now we know that he follows the circus circuit AND always keeps tabs on those trophy dwarfs that I covet so much.
Thanks Joe...you da' Man....errr....midget ****.
Alright!...Joe steps up and volunteers to help feed my deviant behavior patterns
I always knew that there was lots more to Joe than most of us will ever see. Now we know that he follows the circus circuit AND always keeps tabs on those trophy dwarfs that I covet so much.
Thanks Joe...you da' Man....errr....midget ****.
cstegall
Enthusiast
Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!
Cmon Deano....
One sincere compliment about the SRT = 4 IRL VIP Pit Passes
Whatdoya say dude?
Cmon Deano....
One sincere compliment about the SRT = 4 IRL VIP Pit Passes
Whatdoya say dude?
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