Why won't anyone race me? Last non-kill = 996 Turbo

PhoenixGTS · Oct 13, 2004

Why won\'t anyone race me? Last non-kill = 996 Turbo

You might recall that I complained that a Z06 would not have a go a couple of weeks ago:

Z06 Post Link

Well I'm driving home after leaving work early on Monday Night due to some gastro-intestinal issues and just when I am slowing down to make a left turn at the same corner I cam across and Z06 a dark blue 996 Turbo rolls up next to me. I'm thinking I don't care if I shyte myself, it's been over three months I have had the car with no races, and 996 Turbo is my dream car, so I turn off my blinker and roll up to the stop light lined up against the P-Car. No revving. No looking. But when the light goes green I make my best Viper launch ever. Little bit of wheelspin but the right foot traction control is doing a great job. Once the car get stable I hammer it and make a hard shift to second. Then I look. What do I see? I see a dark blue 996 Turbo putzing away from the light like a grandma in her Buick Skylark. Disgusting. I mean why did the guy by a Turbo, my dream car, if he won't even have a go? If all he wants to do is **** in a widebody Porsche, he could have saved $30k+ by getting a C4S. WHY WON'T ANYONE RACE ME? Really disappointing. I've spent ever since either on the toilet or in the fetal position in bed, and let me tell you, that time would have been much more enjoyable if I could have been dreaming about how a 996TT was my first kill.

BigCarrot · Oct 13, 2004

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You're a bade man! Read my sig!

99 R/T 10 · Oct 13, 2004

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He was probably thinking "What an asss, dam viper guy". You have to at least acknowledge the dude is there and is willing to race

DLTARNU · Oct 13, 2004

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You should have at least revved the engine. I've never instigated a race, but people always try to start them with me for some reason. Haven't lost yet, but haven't gone up against anything tougher than a Z06, either.

ChicagoGTS · Oct 13, 2004

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Well, let's put his rational into perspective:

A.) This person obviously likes sports cars nobody spends 130K on a 2-seater to putt around town.

B.) If he did spend 130K, Odds are he is probably smart enough to know when he's outgunned. I don't care how many times you race your car, if a tubbed out pro street 69' Camero SS lines up next to you with it's holley blower sticking through the hood, you wouldn't race him.

C.) Since he's smart enough to know he's outmatched, he's also smart enough to know that he'll feel like **** over the 130K he just spent after he get's his a$$ handed to him.

D.) Or all the above could be irrelevant in the event that he could have been getting a hummer (not in the H2 sense). In which case I wouldn't have raced you either.

~Matt~

Simms · Oct 13, 2004

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The 996 turbo is your dream car? Personaly, I like the Viper better.

kgrif · Oct 13, 2004

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Maybe he has soooooo much money he can not afford to street race, risk injuring someone and getting sued for his gazillions!

Finally got it ! · Oct 13, 2004

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There was a cop behind you!!!!!!

Shelby3 · Oct 13, 2004

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Way too much information on the gastro-intestinal issues :crazy:

Streak · Oct 13, 2004

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Lets see....you don't even rev on him and he is suppose to know you are going to race?!?!

KWIK96 · Oct 13, 2004

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Now I have read that I need some Imodium...
He may be driving a 966 but that does not mean he is a mind reader. You should of at least had some sort of verbal or sign communication, after all you were not at the strip, you need to at least eye the dude. :shocked:

PhoenixGTS · Oct 13, 2004

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Way too much information on the gastro-intestinal issues

I just wanted my Viper peeps to know how hard I tried to stand up for the snake - even in my time of distress! :2tu:

Mopar426 · Oct 13, 2004

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B.) If he did spend 130K, Odds are he is probably smart enough to know when he's outgunned. I don't care how many times you race your car, if a tubbed out pro street 69' Camero SS lines up next to you with it's holley blower sticking through the hood, you wouldn't race him.

You never know what the other guy has, there's a local 996 TT putting out 600hp, not to mention his AWD would eat most of us to the 60ft mark. Even stock a Porsche TT will give a stock Viper a run for it's money.

C.) Since he's smart enough to know he's outmatched, he's also smart enough to know that he'll feel like **** over the 130K he just spent after he get's his a$$ handed to him.

Why would he feel like crap? Would a Ferrari owner feel like crap if he lost to a modded Mustang and want to sell his car? I wouldn't, he's the one driving a Ferrari.

YELL03 · Oct 13, 2004

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Of course he would feel like crap, I don't like to lose to anything.

I know my Viper isn't the fastest car on the road, but I would still feel like sh-t losing to a Vette, Stang, or even a Porsche - even if I would still rather have the Viper.

Of course at that point I would congratulate the person, but also tell the driver this is JUST my daily driver and would he like to race my OTHER car.

Howard

GTS Bruce · Oct 13, 2004

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Lets see:He wouldn't go because his IQ is 40-50 points over yours and he thought that although you were a ***** and organ donor material you might be carrying some genes for physical attributes qualifying your for stall mopping or ditch digging. Bruce

PhoenixGTS · Oct 13, 2004

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Lets see:He wouldn't go because his IQ is 40-50 points over yours and he thought that although you were a ***** and organ donor material you might be carrying some genes for physical attributes qualifying your for stall mopping or ditch digging. Bruce

Did I miss something? Was a personal attack in order? Or are you saying that was his elitest Porsche view of the situation not yours?

GTS Bruce · Oct 14, 2004

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As far as I'm concerned street racers rank lower than pedophiles.Sure give someone or kids a careful Viper Buzz when they are showing extreme intrest etc.Real racing takes place on tracks.Drag,oval,road.Idiots,Morons,creeps,juveniles,criminals,guys with small dickx and smaller brains "race" on the street.A fast controlled drive?No problem.When I was a teen.(I'm now 54).I witnesed a street race between a chev and ford.I was next door at a friends house.Turned around to see what the noise was.Two ***** criminals came flying up the street.One car came across the lawns.Next door little boy on a tricycle in his driveway got turned into a smear of garbage in front of his parents on the porch.I cannot forget.It will stay with me forever.The sentence for street "racers" should be a bullet through the brain.Real drivers,men and women race on tracks.Its time for the VCA to ban all street racing posts once and for all. GTS Bruce

Viper23 · Oct 14, 2004

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As far as I'm concerned street racers rank lower than pedophiles.

I don't know about that one. I do agree that street racing is not cool, but lower than pedophiles? Please...

Not saying it is right to street race by any means...

GTS Bruce · Oct 14, 2004

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Yes lower than pedophiles and especialy pedophiles of the cloth.At least they don't ****** innocents.The innocents commit sucide all by themselfs. Bruce

99 R/T 10 · Oct 14, 2004

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Yes lower than pedophiles and especialy pedophiles of the cloth.At least they don't ****** innocents.The innocents commit sucide all by themselfs. Bruce

Dude, you're all jacked. I question your sense in any matter putting a stret race over someone who would destroy a child for life. You sir have no clue,

Streak · Oct 14, 2004

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Yes lower than pedophiles and especialy pedophiles of the cloth.At least they don't ****** innocents.The innocents commit sucide all by themselfs. Bruce

Apples to Oranges....

Were you molested as a child?!?! I know many who have...and let me tell you ...thank GOD I never was...

Even though I do not condone street racing.....for that comment to come out of someone's mouth makes me wonder about intelligent discussions.....

DLTARNU · Oct 14, 2004

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An important difference between ********** and street racing is that one is intentionally harmful to the victim while the other is accidental. Another important difference is that ********** guarantees a victim everytime it takes place. Street racing claims a victim in only a fraction of 1% of incidents.

I am a fan of neither, though I have engaged in mild street racing, on uncrowded expressways, where no one was put in danger. However, to say street racers are lower in character than pedophiles based on those activities is sheer lunacy.

426Hemi · Oct 14, 2004

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You sir have your priorities severly messed up. Street racing isn't the smartest thing in the world, but chances are nobody will be hurt. Molesting children, someone is 100% guarenteed to be hurt. I'm not sure that I have ever read somthing as ignorant as your statement.

99GTSACR · Oct 14, 2004

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Yes lower than pedophiles and especialy pedophiles of the cloth.At least they don't ****** innocents.The innocents commit sucide all by themselfs. Bruce

Did you ever seek help from the incident of the boy on the try cycle? If you did it didn't help. You should get some NOW!

YouWish · Oct 14, 2004

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GTSBruce:If you don't like the thread don't read it. You need to take a chill pill bro your way over reacting to the topic at hand. Just because your bitter because your an old fart you don't need to take it out on the poster. By comparing street racing to some of the most disturbing casualties to our society is just plain stupid.

NOMERCY · Oct 14, 2004

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PhoenixS4-GTS, If you ever get up to Denver I would glady give you an *** whippin in a 996 TT, I'll even put the top down. :2tu:

ERDOC · Oct 14, 2004

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GTSBruce:If you don't like the thread don't read it. You need to take a chill pill bro your way over reacting to the topic at hand. Just because your bitter because your an old fart you don't need to take it out on the poster. By comparing street racing to some of the most disturbing casualties to our society is just plain stupid.

I agree with most of that but perhaps we need to add a grammar check along with our spell check.

CO GTS · Oct 15, 2004

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Hey NOMERCY...
I'm in CO. Ever track that Volkswagen at PPIR? If so, I'm game when we can make it happen. PM me.

YELL03 · Oct 16, 2004

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Obviously that experience has SEVERELY affected him and I can see his HARSH criticism towards street racing.

As far as his other comments on it being worse than child molestation - I think we all know he is just very angry and VENTING, but REALLY does not believe what he is saying.

If you read his last comment there was an attempt at humor about a very serious situtation, so I think he is coming around.

As far as street racing, if you are going to do it, be very selective as to when and where you do it.

When I have RARELY given in to temptation, it has always been on a wide road with no cross streets and I always back off as soon as I take the lead (which usually doesn't take very long) or by 80mph TOPS.

When I was 23 I was street racing on a non-familiar street and lost control due to an unexpected curve, I ended up being cut out of the car with the Jaws of Life, Medi-vac'd to the hospital, on life support for 4 days, in the hospital for 10 days, etc....

Know where you are doing it. I've got the physical scars to prove why.

Howard

NOMERCY · Oct 16, 2004

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Hey NOMERCY...
I'm in CO. Ever track that Volkswagen at PPIR? If so, I'm game when we can make it happen. PM me.

PM sent

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