Owning an SRT is like....

ARMORGOD

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It hit me today that owning a Viper is like dating a really, really beautiful girl (or guy in your case Alice). A couple of years back I dated an unbelievably smokin' girl (who was quite frankly out of my league) and the Viper reminds me a lot of that experience.

-Loved beeing seen with her in public (just like with the SRT)
-Knew that I was lucky to be with her (just like with the SRT)
-Always got envious stares from other guys (just like with the SRT)
-Because she knew that she was hot, she could be difficult to deal with and a real handfull at times (just like with the SRT)
-If I did not give her a lot of attention, during our time together, I would pay for it (just like with the SRT)
-I spent more $$$$ on her than any other girl I'd ever gone out with (just like with the SRT)
-I would day dream about her and get a **** eatin' grin on my face (just like with the SRT)
-First time that my parents met her my mom told me that I "need to be careful" (just like with the SRT)
 

Makara

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I'll add

-when you are having fun with it, you can go through a lot of rubber

-you can't leave it unattended or people try to mess with it

-having two or more can be a lot of fun

-it is fun to play around with when the top is off

-both are more fun when they don't have any cats

-I don't like anyone else to wash it
 

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"I love turning her on", and she likes it too
"She has great headlights", and a great bottom too
"Big rear", that's ready to amuse
"It's a tight fit for me", but I know what to use



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I have done 4 tours overseas in the military,met all kinds of ladies,did some crazy stuff,(of course that was before I got married). and I must admit, Owning and driving a Viper of any generation is the best sex you will ever have with your clothes on..

Rick.
 

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