Well, now that the Christmas truce is officially over....For the love of V10's (something you yellow guys know nothing about since you have V8's) and premium gas, someone give me the Cliff's Notes version of this.
An ashtray?
BWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *breath* hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
That is whats so good about the red club(it's the people silly)and the ashtray
RED side is so much better!
Yup, truce is over!
JEALOUSY rears it's ugly head again!!!!!!!!!
I guess the empty can does rattle the loudest!!!!!
We await your profoud input once again MR.( as Timbo rolls his eyes)
Well, now that the Christmas truce is officially over....
Cliff's Notes, Chad? Are you sure? REALLY.......because I think those are beyond your reading comprehension level. Don't you really mean "the comic book version"?? Ah yes, that's more appropriate. Well, I'd love to give it to you in that format, but unfortunately I'm a writer, not a cartoonist, so, unless some other helpful soul here can provide the necessary illustrations, I'm afraid you are going to have to try to understand without having the pictures to help you out. I know this will be really difficult for you, as trying to read words of more than one syllable gives you a headache, but do make an effort.....
Well, you see, once you have been around here long enough to have observed a number of these RED Vs. YELLOW dust-ups, you will notice that Chad's normally adequate reading comprehension skills seem to mysteriously vanish when he reads something which does not support his point of view. Rather than admit defeat, he pretends not to understand. Horsefeathers! He understood every word of it; but since he'd rather act the part of the poor village idiot, I treated him as such. That's my way of rapping his knuckles for the deception.
) with the group of people involved in these dustups, it's just wasted typing on your end Using big words is pointless when all you have to say is "red ***** and Chad is stupid" to get your point across or as Robert would say "red succks and chda si stopid" 
"red ***** and Chad is stupid" across or "red succks and chda si stopid"
Using big words is pointless when all you have to say is "red ***** and Chad is stupid" to get your point across or as Robert would say "red succks and chda si stopid"
