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The VCA has it problems there is no denying. But they are first world problems. A little corruption here and there. Correctable issues. The VCA has an element of class....a virtual country club for Viper owners and enthusiasts. At times members clash, but order is restored and the spirit of the site is left intact. Has anyone ever been to the ****** of Viper Alley? I have. Pure evil and **** are lurking at every turn. There is a hierarchy. Orc like members troll for noobs, poking and prodding until they get a reaction. Once a reaction is achieved, they ring a dinner bell. Hearing the dinner bell, a gaggle of freaks (much like that cantina in Star Wars) descend upon you. Winged lesser demons harass you incessantly. You are bombarded with horrific videos of **** prison rapists, premenstrual gore, and pictures of MASSIVE boobs. I'm putting an ELYTE crew together to storm the Alley and rid it of it's demonic content. Do you have what it takes?
 

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My friend (OP), you need to turn off the TV, step away from the computer, and spend a weekend outdoors.
 

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The VCA has it problems there is no denying. But they are first world problems. A little corruption here and there. Correctable issues. The VCA has an element of class....a virtual country club for Viper owners and enthusiasts. At times members clash, but order is restored and the spirit of the site is left intact. Has anyone ever been to the ****** of Viper Alley? I have. Pure evil and **** are lurking at every turn. There is a hierarchy. Orc like members troll for noobs, poking and prodding until they get a reaction. Once a reaction is achieved, they ring a dinner bell. Hearing the dinner bell, a gaggle of freaks (much like that cantina in Star Wars) descend upon you. Winged lesser demons harass you incessantly. You are bombarded with horrific videos of **** prison rapists, premenstrual gore, and pictures of MASSIVE boobs. I'm putting an ELYTE crew together to storm the Alley and rid it of it's demonic content. Do you have what it takes?

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The VCA has it problems there is no denying. But they are first world problems. A little corruption here and there. Correctable issues. The VCA has an element of class....a virtual country club for Viper owners and enthusiasts. At times members clash, but order is restored and the spirit of the site is left intact. Has anyone ever been to the ****** of Viper Alley? I have. Pure evil and **** are lurking at every turn. There is a hierarchy. Orc like members troll for noobs, poking and prodding until they get a reaction. Once a reaction is achieved, they ring a dinner bell. Hearing the dinner bell, a gaggle of freaks (much like that cantina in Star Wars) descend upon you. Winged lesser demons harass you incessantly. You are bombarded with horrific videos of **** prison rapists, premenstrual gore, and pictures of MASSIVE boobs. I'm putting an ELYTE crew together to storm the Alley and rid it of it's demonic content. Do you have what it takes?


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Are we playing World of Warcraft? No thanks, I'm going outside to play with the other kids. aka got better things to do, like enjoy my car!
 

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I'm a member of The church of the round silo. No demonic content here. The devil can't corner me.
 

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The VCA has it problems there is no denying. But they are first world problems. A little corruption here and there. Correctable issues. The VCA has an element of class....a virtual country club for Viper owners and enthusiasts. At times members clash, but order is restored and the spirit of the site is left intact. Has anyone ever been to the ****** of Viper Alley? I have. Pure evil and **** are lurking at every turn. There is a hierarchy. Orc like members troll for noobs, poking and prodding until they get a reaction. Once a reaction is achieved, they ring a dinner bell. Hearing the dinner bell, a gaggle of freaks (much like that cantina in Star Wars) descend upon you. Winged lesser demons harass you incessantly. You are bombarded with horrific videos of **** prison rapists, premenstrual gore, and pictures of MASSIVE boobs. I'm putting an ELYTE crew together to storm the Alley and rid it of it's demonic content. Do you have what it takes?

You moved here from someplace else right.? Someplace outside Texas?
 
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I've concluded that very few people here have a sense of humor.....
 
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Even Bobkotex jumped into the bashing...like a perfect politician.
 

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I did not bash you at all. Read my post again. I assumed that you were cleverly referring to the product I referenced since it fit what I thought was a joke in your opening post. I guess I was wrong. Since your feelings were hurt, you have my apology. Take care.
Even Bobkotex jumped into the bashing...like a perfect politician.
 
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It's ok! I had just come over from the Alley and was in defense mode. It seemed like a geriatric attempt at noob bashing complete with a reference link. It was nice. Well done. My feelings aren't hurt....trust me. I appreciate the apology though.
 
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