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PeerBlock

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We know the Viper is very fast, if not one of the fastest cars you can buy right now...the thing these reviews fail to show is how effective the Viper is at getting hot women to have sex with you.
 

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We know the Viper is very fast, if not one of the fastest cars you can buy right now...the thing these reviews fail to show is how effective the Viper is at getting hot women to have sex with you.

Must be a feature of the new car. My gen 3 doesn't seem to have the same effect in the two years I've owned it ;)
 

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I've never had a problem getting women...... When I get a Viper, its going to be for ME! I don't give a falk what chicks think.

Can't wait to have my wife put on a bikini and wash it for me though ;)
 

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We know the Viper is very fast, if not one of the fastest cars you can buy right now...the thing these reviews fail to show is how effective the Viper is at getting hot women to have sex with you.

That's why I want to get a Viper. The quality of women I have sex with are substandard. A Viper will change all that.
 

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That's why I want to get a Viper. The quality of women I have sex with are substandard. A Viper will change all that.

The Viper works fine unless your a fat, hairy, Mediterranean slob...in which case you'll need a Lamborghini.
 

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HAHA, I probably shouldn't weigh in here, but a Viper does not hurt in the women department! I have a, um, friend, that has gotten lucky just for the viper on more than one occasion. Those tend to be rather short-lived "relationships" and were pretty common in that persons youth :)

I do imagine a lambo would work as well, but some of these brain surgeons who screw guys for their car alone may not know what either car is, so likely a wash.
 
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