lets see if this will fly but do not try this at home

[jkracer9]

While I was "Flying down the road yesterday (i.e., 10 mph over the speed limit), I passed over a bridge to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with a classic partonizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which I replied, I'm late for work." "oh yea," said the cop, "What do you do?" "I'm a ****** strecher," I responded. The cop was stammered, "A what? A ****** strecher? And just what does a ****** streched do?" "Well," I said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to 2 fingers, then 3, then 4,then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely strech, until its about 6 foot wide." "And just what do you do with a 6' [******]?" To which I politely replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court cost: $45.00
The look on the cops face: PRICELESS!!!
Not mine but I now have a new line next time that I am stopped.

 

[CoryMac]

My girlfriend emailed me that, too. Could you imagine the look on a cop's face if someone said that?

 

[Gerald Levin]

That is a classic, but it would take some kohonas the size of basketballs to pull that one off. Hilarious but could be disasterous if said to a cop having a bad day or any female cop...she'd *** you silly with her nightstick.

 

[V10 MOJO]

i will glady play devils advocate and use this on the next cop that pulls me over (which by the way is alomost a sure monthly event it seems) as long as i can be guaranteed a bit o fundage from all you proud vca members to help me with legal costs, LOL

 

[RonC]

i will glady play devils advocate and use this on the next cop that pulls me over (which by the way is alomost a sure monthly event it seems) as long as i can be guaranteed a bit o fundage from all you proud vca members to help me with legal costs, LOL

Only if you videotape it!

Ron

 

[jkracer9]

Rdustman
Have it on tape and I will assure that "funny Videos" will give you the $10,000.00 and invite you to gollywood.

 

[Casey]

Just make sure you aren't going too fast, as I am sure the Cop would love to impound the Viper and see the look on your face when it's being towed away! Wouldn't be pretty!
On the other hand, that would be hilarious to see the Cops reaction!

 

[V10 MOJO]

LOL, i'll try my best.

 

[joe117]

All right, up against the wall buddy....

 

[jimandela]

can you say Rodney King?!

If i tried that line... i would be beaten bloody for sure!

 

[1TONY1]

can you say Rodney King?!

If i tried that line... i would be beaten bloody for sure!

haha, You have not seen Rdustman....he is rather stout looking.
p.s. his e-mail starts with "sampson" if that tells you anything