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The HORROR of the 3rd rule.

Discussion in 'General Viper Discussion' started by GTS Bruce, Feb 22, 2013.

  1. GTS Bruce

    GTS Bruce Enthusiast

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    From my wife: Rule one was NO gf's . Ok. Rule two was no ladders after 50. Ok so simetimes I sneak. RULE THREE. No fast cars after 70. Holy sh=t thats 7 years from now! If you see a Morgan 3 wheeler in BRG decaled and dressed up like a spitfire and a guy sliding around corners driving it wearing a leather helmet its me. GTS Bruce
     
  2. Coloviper

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    Sounds like you need to set some rules yourself Bruce. Like if it has too many miles on it and doesn't let you do what you want anymore, you can trade it in for a newer model. (think about it) :D
     
  3. Bobpantax

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    Considering that rule two and rule three both seem to be medically based, do you suffer from a chronic disorder of some kind other than DSPD?

     
  4. Allan

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    If you get any older,........you will need a Corvette. :smirk:
     
  5. denniskgb

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    Are referring to the wife?:lmao:
     
  6. ViperSmith

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    I just tell my wife she is just technically an ex-gf so she had better watch it...

    ;)
     
  7. Coloviper

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    Maybe I am and maybe I am not. :rolleyes: Don't tell my wife or she may apply that logic on me. Ha! Ha!
     
  8. CEJ

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    A 3-wheeled Morgan with one or 2 tires drastically under-inflated would be a pretty exciting ride!
     
  9. canadian venom

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    :rolaugh: good one...
     
  10. BlackSnake99

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    You traded your Viper on a 575M so you are all set.
     
  11. JAY

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    If it keeps you staying youthfull , then keep doing it ! ;) My Barber at 78 years old still Rides his Motorcycle and does 10,000 miles a year in Pleasure Riding . :2tu:
     
  12. troublemaker

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    Well, I hope rule #3 changes in the future. A possible 8 more Presidents, he'll problably have his hands in those rules also.
     
  13. ACRucrazy

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    LOL!! Good one.
     

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