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You might be a Redneck if .....

Discussion in 'General Viper Discussion' started by Slithr, Jun 28, 2011.

  1. Slithr

    Slithr Enthusiast

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    I thought this might make for an interesting thread.

    Here's our story, my wife and I replaced the radiator in our Gen III this past weekend and needed to move the car around to drain the cooling system and move it back in for repair.

    So ..... You might be a Redneck if ..... you need to use a riding lawn mower to replace a radiator :omg:
     
  2. EllowViper

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    ...or you pee in the radiator as a quick fix when needing additional fluid. True story.
     
  3. mattdillon

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    Ellow, that gives a whole nother meaning when your car leaks a lil' underneath now! LOL. I can't believe you told us that, but if you take your vitamins it could pass for anti-freeze.
     
  4. VIPER GTSR 91

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    Or your Viper cost more than your house. Get R Done !!!!! Almost pooped a pop tart. There I was shavin HER back in the tub err.....
     
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  6. EllowViper

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    Didn't say I was the RedNeck...but I know a guy and a '65 Fairlane I once owned.
     
  7. 345s-bspinnin

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    Impressive. I really thought riding mowers were only for mowing and racing? Does your mower look like this???


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  8. TheMilkman

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    Too be truely Redneck it should look like this.

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  9. Kevan

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    Rookies.....


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    :D :D :D

    I once layed (2) 2x4's across the interior of the truck (resting on the window sills) and used several tie down straps to hold up my transmission.
    I'll try to dig up the pics. :)
     
  10. Leojmcca

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    Love the wheelie bar on the hillbilly EZ chair!

    On second thought, I guess your a redneck if you can appreciate a wheelie bar on another redneck's homemade hillbilly EZ chair!
     
  11. toohot4u

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    That is so true. To add to that...... I bet there are few Viper owners here who live in trailer parks ......gerry....gerry...gerry
     
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  12. DeceptioN

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    So most live with their parents, and the rest in trailor parks? I guess everyone is buying Vipers instead of homes and that is why the Viper is such a common car and the housing market is the way that it is.
     
  13. Kevan

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    WTF is a "TRAILOR"?
    Is it anything like a CAMERO?
     
  14. goldcup

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    Same as trailer/Camaro no difference and in fact the new Camaro requires trailer tags in Missouri!!!!
     
  15. Kevan

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    BWAHAHAHAH!

    Toss me a beer, Billy-Ray.
     
  16. TheMilkman

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    "Love the wheelie bar on the hillbilly EZ chair!"

    That gave me the visual image of the 1st test run with an pudgy rotund dude in a red plaid shirt that has the arms cut off giving the EZ-Chair some gas and ending on his a$$. "That thing's dangerous! What you need is a wheelie bar right thar"
     

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