SurfSnake
Enthusiast
Smash it in to a tree and then sell it on ebay!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6209&item=2430886503&sspagename=rvi%3A1%3A1
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6209&item=2430886503&sspagename=rvi%3A1%3A1