Thanks for the box of goodies! I don't know if this means I have attained elite customer status or that you are attempting to make amends with all your customers due to the recent rounding up scandal.
Speaking of which, despite your kind and unexpected gesture, I have reviewed all my prior invoices and determined that I was "rounded" to the tune of $1.42. Now I realize that the goodies and postage cost more than that, and that I probably saved several hundred dollars on the orders compared to other vendors even with the rounding, but as an attorney, I think a class action is the only appropriate method to redress this abhorrent practice on behalf of all PartsRack customers. Therefore, I am establishing a website, filming an infomercial, taking out ads in . . . Hold on. I forgot I'm a defense lawyer. Nevermind.
Oh, thanks again for the stuff!
Speaking of which, despite your kind and unexpected gesture, I have reviewed all my prior invoices and determined that I was "rounded" to the tune of $1.42. Now I realize that the goodies and postage cost more than that, and that I probably saved several hundred dollars on the orders compared to other vendors even with the rounding, but as an attorney, I think a class action is the only appropriate method to redress this abhorrent practice on behalf of all PartsRack customers. Therefore, I am establishing a website, filming an infomercial, taking out ads in . . . Hold on. I forgot I'm a defense lawyer. Nevermind.
Oh, thanks again for the stuff!
