THE BEST WAY......SEATED/Parking/Security/Weather....
SAfesest when car is off, windows/brake up...
reach over to pop open pass door, or tell the pass to leave their door open when getting out until your done. Since this is difficult for all passengers, you'll have plenty of time to listen to them sill scuffing.
keys out of ignition, pop trunk before getting out...
Keys in pocket before the amazing, perfected, non-silled left leg swing, ass shift with right foot to dead pedal, coordinated full body thrust/lift out. Don't stumble, its possible. Leave door open.
Walk/Stride/float to trunk and raise 60% w/ a strong RH lift.
If the trunk pulls you down and people laugh, just open and adjust stops. It will possibly not be the last time.
Back to DR door. LH lightly pushes top down and RH pops latch, slips under edge and slowly lifts as LH moves to center to grab/lift.
Gently approximate fit, then grab header latch RH and expand just short of the click while just now pressing down top center LH. Ensure latch engagement and close. Don't crush fingers. You will not see RH.
BAMM. Close doors and remove Snake Eye Viper golf clubs in a black leather Viper bag with a bangless, 1 motion zig-zag. Close, do not slam, trunk. Alarm.
This way you don't have to get back in the car, but sometimes you just can't wait.
I think VOI8 should organize/time this new competative category. I don't think anyone could best 10 seconds.
GO!