Brit article not flattering for snake

[vvvviper]

Sloan Ranger type mag "Tatler" for upwardly mobile Brits takes a bite out of snake.

Author (I assume pictured) is cute and ends up test driving Viper right here in S. FL. Respect level notched down a few after she concludes the real Viper she's interested in is trouser snake. Article follows:

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[jp]

Britts, say no more...
/JP

 

[SapphireGTS]

Im not knocking all brits but what have they really accomplished since the Magna Carta.

 

[Qualitywires.com]

This girl doesn't know her A$$ from her elbow! She's just mad that the viper has more plastic on it than her. She looks like she could use a plastic suspension upgrade on herself. Why is a freak like her doing a write up on a Viper? Go back to your hair salon and pots and pans! Do a write up on that...ooops! Did I just say that!...I lost it there for a minute. I'm sick of people who don't have all the facts right and then try to make an expert opinion. What a joke! Get off the dam*! car olive oil!

 

[BigsViper]

Mike Brunton wrote:
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You guys think she's hot? Boy it doesn't take much to impress you folks She looks more like a chicken from the waist down, and a PO'ed goose from the waist up.
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Mike, Be very, very careful!!! You never know when one of these ladies could be related to a fellow VCA member!! It's no longer politically correct to make disparaging comments about female pics posted on this board! Such comments may cause some individuals to refrain from posting pictures of females altogether!! Then where would we be?? Just a "heads up!".

 

[RoyV101621]

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Such comments may cause some individuals to refrain from posting pictures of females altogether!! Then where would we be?? Just a "heads up!".
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You said, "heads up!"

BigsViper, Do you always talk dirty?

Her new age lingo is to "HIP" for me.

O'kay everybody
I don't want her, you can have her
She's to HIP for me. She's to HIP for me...

Someone get her some fartfignewton.

 

[RoyV101621]

Yea. she implied that she was looking for some American stud muffin. In Miami? What are the chances that they are all in the same bar, together? "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

[GTS Dean]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JMcGuire:
"harsh geometrical shapes"?!?

Maybe she accidentally drove off with a Cadillac Evoq?

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No, she actually got to drive one of the pre-production GenIII roadsters. They just did a little digital editing for that picture and put a Gen2 car behind her. Small wonder nobody gave her a second look.

 

[99 R/T 10]

Just remember people,
opinions are like a$$ holes, everybody has one.

Mike

 

[Tom Friend]

I don't expect much from the country that gave us Benny Hill and the Spice Girls.

 

[Chuck 97 GTS]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wilddude:
Just remember people,
opinions are like a$$ holes, everybody has one.

Mike

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Don't forget some people ARE a$$holes and nobody cares about their opinions anyway...

'Handbrake turns'?? Guess she wasn't bright enough to figure out that you can accomplish the same thing with your right foot.

 

[slaughterj]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BigsViper:
Mike Brunton wrote:
Mike, Be very, very careful!!! You never know when one of these ladies could be related to a fellow VCA member!! It's no longer politically correct to make disparaging comments about female pics posted on this board! Such comments may cause some individuals to refrain from posting pictures of females altogether!! Then where would we be?? Just a "heads up!".

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Yeah, Kid97GTS is going to be pi$$ed when he sees you talking about his girl

 

[Kid97GTS]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by slaughterj:

Originally posted by BigsViper:
Mike Brunton wrote:
Mike, Be very, very careful!!! You never know when one of these ladies could be related to a fellow VCA member!! It's no longer politically correct to make disparaging comments about female pics posted on this board! Such comments may cause some individuals to refrain from posting pictures of females altogether!! Then where would we be?? Just a "heads up!".

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Yeah, Kid97GTS is going to be pi$$ed when he sees you talking about his girl

Dammit Biggie, you should have known I took that picture in front of my house, errrr hotel! Don't you know that nobody takes a picture of a woman in front of their hotel unless it is their woman?!?!?!!? I'll let your rudeness slip this time, but don't let me catch you making snide comments about Emma again.

PS - Don't worry Dennis, I'm just kidding about Emma being my woman - I'm still available.

 

[Mike Brunton]

ACR,

Sorry - I am in DSL limbo land... you can reach me at (I hate to admit it) [email protected]


Bigs,

I hear ya on the PC thing... but when someone from my homeland trashes me favorite car, I reserve the right to take a few shots

Kid,

Why are you so insistent that Dennis knows you're still available? Did you get that Viper for getting more than quick times at the strip?

 

[ACR Joe]

First and foremost, Emma's a little hottie. Her views on the Viper are .... well, whatever!

 

[Mike Brunton]

You guys think she's hot? Boy it doesn't take much to impress you folks

She looks more like a chicken from the waist down, and a PO'ed goose from the waist up.

Being a "Brit", I can assure you not all of us dislike the Viper. Most British folks wouldn't know real power or handling if it bit them in the butt. Over there, Ford Tempo's and Toyota Celicas are considered "fast", and anything bigger than a 2 liter motor is just excessive. We all know there is a big difference in handling between big cars and small cars. Any pansy can toss a Miata (or Renault) around, but it takes a real man (or woman) to tame a Viper.

Just because it's big and powerful, doesn't mean the Viper can't handle. It will blow the doors off just about anything the Euros have... including M3's, M5's (the supposed "handlers") and anything in between.


Next please...

 

[ACR Joe]

Hey Mike:

Tried to end you an EM but your address is invalid. Please update your profile accordingly.

 

[Janni]

Ah yes - her qualifications for test driving anything is that she is the neice of Prince Charles's "girlfriend" Camilla Parker Bowles. My, my - she is certainly talented, isn't she....

I know where I'll turn to get my hard hitting automotive rellated information. Cancel my subscription to Automotive News - Tatler has it all!