jkracer9
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "if I gave you this money , will you buy some Budwiser with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago" the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No I don't gamble" the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on green fees at the gold course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you nuts" replied the homeless man. "I havent played golf in 20 years!.
"Well" said the man. "I'm not going to give you the 2 dollars.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a teriffic dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. " Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, Hey, man, that's okay! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up Budwiser, gambling and Golf!.
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago" the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No I don't gamble" the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on green fees at the gold course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you nuts" replied the homeless man. "I havent played golf in 20 years!.
"Well" said the man. "I'm not going to give you the 2 dollars.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a teriffic dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. " Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, Hey, man, that's okay! I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up Budwiser, gambling and Golf!.
