>>>Holy CRAP! Vipers are born? LOL <<<
YES! DOUBLE-LOL
From a toy sticker
SNAKE: Snakes are reptiles that live almost everywhere in the world except at the North and South Poles. There are many different kinds of snakes. Some kinds (such as the worm snake) are only six inches long, while others (like some anacondas) are over thirty-six feet long. They come in many different colours and patterns. But all snakes have long bodies without legs, forked tongues, and scaly skins which they shed at least once a year. Most snakes move around by bending into an s-shape and pushing against the ground with several body parts, much like a little baby “scoots”. Snakes eat small animals and eggs. Some snakes use venom to catch their prey, and other wrap around the prey and squeeze so that the prey cannot breathe. All snakes hatch from egg, but some mother snakes carry the eggs inside until they hatch. All baby snakes can take care of themselves as soon as they hatch.
My version
SNAKE: Vipers are fast cars that live almost everywhere in the world except at the North and South Poles. There are many different kinds of Vipers. Some kinds (such as the RC-Vipers) are only six inches long, while others (like some RT/10s or GTS) are over thirty-six inch high. They come in many different colours and with or without stripes. But all snakes have long hoods, four wide wheels, forged or cast pistons, and a shiny skin which is polished by the owner at least once a day. Most Viper move around by sliding around turns - the driver pushing the gas pedal to the floor. Vipers eat small cars like Vettes or Porsches. Some Viper use NOS to catch their prey, and other race around the track and hunt the prey down. All Vipers hatch from CAAP, but some Vipers will be tuned afterwards until they have lots of hp. All new Vipers can be driven as soon as they hatch from CAAP.