HEMOTOX: Thanksgiving for Americans

[ViperInBlack]

The top ten things for which Americans can be thankful:

10. 51% of American voters
9. 45% of Afghani women voting
8. Chevrolet thinking that Seger was singing “Like Iraq”
7. Michael Moore’s cholesterol and triglyceride levels
6. Robert Redford’s promise to relocate (broken)
5. Alec Baldwin’s promise to relocate (broken)
4. Johnny Depp’s decision to remain in France
3. People not being hung for praying
2. Amber Fry knowing how to operate a tape recorder
1. The letter “W”

Top ten things for which American cannot be thankful:

10. A planned SRT-10 with 2.08 rear end and 8 speed tranny
9. The SRT-10 coupe coming with hatchback
8. Future DC cars coming with XM fix-tuned to CNN
7. Legislation that label the Viper as much too loud
6. Nader’s plans for a 2500 rpm rev limiter
5. Ted Kennedy endorsing the Adkins Diet
4. Dan Rather endorsing Ted Kennedy
3. Banning of the SRT-10 since ownership is unfair to others
2. Labeling white Mamba’s as inherently racist
1. The second 2005 VCA car coming in Barbie pink

 

[JoeBob]

Too funny but sooooo true!!!

 

[RonnieSRT10]

I agree with everything except for one item! (19 out of 20 ani't bad, girl!) So you are now wondering which item i disagree with....number 4 on the first list. This is because I know Johnny, and must tell you that he is one of the nicest, most genuine and sincere people in his industry.

 

[ViperInBlack]

Ron:

Who could not enjoy his work? He has done more with most of his roles than anyone else could.

His bashing the U.S. last year was unpleasant.

http://aggressive-voice.com/zz578.html

Alice

 

[RonnieSRT10]

Alice...I agree with you that anyone from this country bashing this country is unpleasent. But, as I said, i know Johnny quite well, and he feels that he would rather raise his family there rather than here, for many reasons, and he is entitled to that. And he has said that in public. But he also has said that he has very strong positive feelings about this country. Know knowing him personally, I understand where you are coming from. I deal with quite a few people in the entertainment industry, and Johnny is one of a kind.