jkracer9
Enthusiast
While I was "Flying down the road yesterday (i.e., 10 mph over the speed limit), I passed over a bridge to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with a classic partonizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which I replied, I'm late for work." "oh yea," said the cop, "What do you do?" "I'm a ****** strecher," I responded. The cop was stammered, "A what? A ****** strecher? And just what does a ****** streched do?" "Well," I said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to 2 fingers, then 3, then 4,then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely strech, until its about 6 foot wide." "And just what do you do with a 6' [******]?" To which I politely replied, " You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court cost: $45.00
The look on the cops face: PRICELESS!!!
Not mine but I now have a new line next time that I am stopped.
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court cost: $45.00
The look on the cops face: PRICELESS!!!
Not mine but I now have a new line next time that I am stopped.