Mopar Boy
Enthusiast
Thought I would post this here where it may be appreciated more! 
The largest ****** factory in the States burned down.
President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in
Washington has burned to the ground.. It is estimated that the
entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the
week."
Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with
all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ."
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock... What about Canada ?"
Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way,
they'll continue to respect us as Americans."
Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it
full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as
requested... all colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:
MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: SMALL
The largest ****** factory in the States burned down.
President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in
Washington has burned to the ground.. It is estimated that the
entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the
week."
Obama: "Oh damn! The economy will never be able to cope with
all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico ."
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock... What about Canada ?"
Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way,
they'll continue to respect us as Americans."
Three days later, a delighted President Obama ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it
full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as
requested... all colored with red maple leaves with small writing on each one:
MADE IN CANADA - SIZE: SMALL
