What Does GTS Stand For???

[CAP]

Got torque, stupid?

 

[King GTS]

GRAND TOURING SPORT.

 

[viperweb]

I heard this one a while ago and it's always been my favorite: Great Tire Smoker

 

[Bill Pemberton Woodhouse]

I always thought it was " Gorgeous Thundering Snake!"

Or was that:

Great & Terrible Serpent

Giant Torque Snake

Gee That's ****

 

[Jerry Scott[CO]]

If GTO means "going to Ohio," then GTS must be: "going to South Dakota." Then maybe is should be changed to GTSD.

 

[Frank 03SRT]

grab this, sweetie

 

[THEMASH]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Craig A. Petersen:
Got torque, stupid?

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[garolittle]

Gonna Torch Someone

 

[BigsViper]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jerry Scott[CO]:
If GTO means "going to Ohio," then GTS must be: "going to South Dakota." Then maybe is should be changed to GTSD.
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How about Going To Schenectady....

or how about Going To Sneeze....

Or maybe .......... Gals Tremble Sooner!!!

 

[Bonkers]

Great Testosterone Supplement

 

[John ACR]

Go Top Speed

 

[RockyTop]

Goin' To Slither ?

Grovel To (the) Snake ?

Gosh That's Slippery ?

 

[Bill Pemberton Woodhouse]

Heck after seeing Bigs at Road Atlanta, I figure his oughta read ..... Gear Thrashin Stud!!"

Heck , he has lost so much weight we decided to rename him " MediumS "

 

[Lidquidsilver]

In light of the above what about ACR ??

 

[Bill Pemberton Woodhouse]

Eh, azza my gouda buddeez Mazzolini, Ferrentino, Brocato,Marasco Scrivano, Caliguiri, Jennaro, Parise,D'Agostino anduh udderz woodah tella U, itz correctomundo spell-ling iz , " Gran Turismo Sporto!"

Ciao


PS - ACR , datz uh Alabama Cruise Rocket, fini.

 

[Bonkers]

Attracts Cops Religiously

 

[garolittle]

Attracts Chicks Religiously.

 

[RockyTop]

More GTS translations:

Giant ******** Substitute?
Gigantic Tuccas Suppository?
Generates Terrible Seizures?
Generates Thunderous Sound?

 

[John ACR]

American Club Racer
American Club Rattler
Air Conditioning Removed

 

[Viablo]

GTS= GET THE SENSATION
GETS THEM SOGGY
GOING TO SHOPRITE
GOT TO SPEED
GREAT TILL SUNDOWN
GREAT TILL SUNUP
GOT TO STOP!!!

 

[Bill Pemberton Woodhouse]

GTS, hmmmmmmmmmmm............

Girls take-a Seat!

 

[Halnasp]

Got Throttle Steer?

 

[Tom and Vipers]

Gigantisaurus Tyranicus Supremus

 

[garolittle]

"Going To Sin"

 

[SapphireGTS]

"Grandma's Too ****"