You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their engine?

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

LOL...now THAT's over-torqueing at its best! GOOD ONE! ~juli
(We had an old car that passed inspection, drove out of their parking lot, and the front wheel FLEW off, almost hitting a poor old man in a Cadillac, in the rain...we had the ''''''mechanics'''''' come over (did I mention in the RAIN?)...to put the tire back on, they had to WALK to an auto-parts store to buy more lug-nuts~~~yeah, we got 'free car-washes and free inspections' after that mishap...it could've been much worse!)
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

:lmao: haha haha didn't see that coming :omg:

thanks
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

I forgot about that one!!

Nice one Tom!

The drill needs a sticker. Got torque??:rolaugh:

Robert
 

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(We had an old car that passed inspection, drove out of their parking lot, and the front wheel FLEW off, almost hitting a poor old man in a Cadillac, in the rain...we had the ''''''mechanics'''''' come over (did I mention in the RAIN?)...to put the tire back on, they had to WALK to an auto-parts store to buy more lug-nuts~~~yeah, we got 'free car-washes and free inspections' after that mishap...it could've been much worse!)
"Apparently he was sick on Lug Nut Day...."
- Ron White
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

Now thats funny I don't care who you are.
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

:rolaugh::rolaugh:
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

"I was drunk in a bar, they threw me into public. Arrest them!"

That guy is hilarious.
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

his brother is ron black
 

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"Apparently he was sick on Lug Nut Day...."
- Ron White

lol "IT FELL OFF, IT FELL OFF, IT FELL THE F*** OFF"
Ron White is great
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

:lmao::lmao: (Who is Ron White?? :eater:) ~juli
Here ya go:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHT84A5t418[/media]CAUTION: ADULT LANGUAGE
(2 F-bombs)


As a fun tech note:
- The Smart car (diesel) only produces 70 ft. lbs. of torque.
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

I like the one where the construction worker is drilling a hole in the wall when suddenly the drill goes through the wall and the construction guy wlaking behind the wall is spinning in circles.

Also a tool commercial
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

haha, watching the video like "so whats gonna happen", then Bam!! haha

just picked up a cordless impact gun on black friday, cant wait to try it out this week switching to the snow wheels/tires on the truck!
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

Not just a guy thing. I had never heard of him either. :(

Robert
 

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that Robert doesn't know Ron White doesn't count....he's canadian. your still alone Juli. for shame
 

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Re: You know that ricer joke about having more torque in your lug nuts than their eng

love these tickets....
 

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very funny ticket.... May have to keep some in the glove box.
 

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that Robert doesn't know Ron White doesn't count....he's canadian. your still alone Juli. for shame

Oh. Its like THAT!! Gonna pull the Canadian card eh (prnounced AY)?:rolaugh:

Guess you are alone again Juli.....

:eater:

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Yeah, I have NO clue who this fella is...I doubt I'm alone, I just admit to it, lol~!!! ~juli
 
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