10 reasons to own a viper

John Hackett

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I am getting frustrated with GM's poor and lackluster attempts to copy and original icon ie. the 03 viper (VO6 vette) the PT Cruiser(GM's HHR). I know that copying is the best form of flattery but enough is enough. I feel the strong urge to print another round of raucus tee shirts to beat up on G.M. and their lame design skills. The guys with the best ten get one free!!!!!!!
For those that remember my last one, wearing it gets great comments when walking through a corvette car club rally! HAAAAAAAAAAh!!
Any ideas??
 

C O D Y

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Vipers make hot girls take pictures next to them and their husbands post the pics on the web! (sorry jason, it's all good!) :)
 

QUICKV10

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Boys drive mustangs



Girls drive vette's



Men drive VIPER'S
 

KHitman

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The left lane is for Vipers,

The middle lane is for Trucks,

The right lane is for Vettes.

(Actually have seen this scenario several times) :nana:
 

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Vette is borring....even the new Z06 is a yawn in terms of styling next to a viper.

All you need to know about the vette is that they sell more in automatic...why...for chicks
 

QUICKV10

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Around my area I see as many women driving vette's as guy's, not that that's a bad thing
 

Gerald Levin

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I have this on my license plate frame:

I LOVE CORVETTES
(Plate #)
THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

You could have a viper having a corvette for lunch.
(And whenver I see a vette I purposely get in front of them and slow down for them to read this)
 

AJT

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I have this on my license plate frame:

I LOVE CORVETTES

THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

You could have a viper having a corvette for lunch.
(And whenver I see a vette I purposely get in front of them and slow down for them to read this)

I do the same
****** off the vets

I LOVE CORVETTES
"ATE-A-V8" (Lic Plate)
THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
 

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Ten reasons to own a Viper and not a Vette:

#10: You'll never mistake another car as yours in a parking lot.

#9: You like your roof ON your car.

#8: "Cupholder" is NOT a performance component.

#7: I don't care what the TV show says...8 isn't enough.

#6: You'll never have to drive something with the same name as the guy who collects ***** samples from your dog.

#5: You want your cholesterol to go down, not your resale value.

#4: You'll never hear the high-school drop out working at the toll booth say "I have one too!"

#3: VW owners all secretly wonder about your "manhood".

#2: An automatic should hold 15 rounds, not two people.

#1: Eve wasn't tempted by a Vette for a reason.
 

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ROFLMAOhahahah You are too funny!!!.
Ten reasons to own a Viper and not a Vette:

#10: You'll never mistake another car as yours in a parking lot.

#9: You like your roof ON your car.

#8: "Cupholder" is NOT a performance component.

#7: I don't care what the TV show says...8 isn't enough.

#6: You'll never have to drive something with the same name as the guy who collects ***** samples from your dog.

#5: You want your cholesterol to go down, not your resale value.

#4: You'll never hear the high-school drop out working at the toll booth say "I have one too!"

#3: VW owners all secretly wonder about your "manhood".

#2: An automatic should hold 15 rounds, not two people.

#1: Eve wasn't tempted by a Vette for a reason.
 

Dexter

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I got a new one!

Corvettes are for men who can't reach the pedals in a viper! :nana:

Something like this:

10958CantReach.jpg
 

Andrew/USPWR

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And hope they never find out our are adjustible?



I bought my GTS from a guy that was about 5'6''. He owned the car for 3 years and never new the pedals could be adjusted up. They were all the way down and the knob was missing. The knob.
 

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Ten reasons to own a Viper and not a Vette:

#10: You'll never mistake another car as yours in a parking lot.

#9: You like your roof ON your car.

#8: "Cupholder" is NOT a performance component.

#7: I don't care what the TV show says...8 isn't enough.

#6: You'll never have to drive something with the same name as the guy who collects ***** samples from your dog.

#5: You want your cholesterol to go down, not your resale value.

#4: You'll never hear the high-school drop out working at the toll booth say "I have one too!"

#3: VW owners all secretly wonder about your "manhood".

#2: An automatic should hold 15 rounds, not two people.

#1: Eve wasn't tempted by a Vette for a reason.

Nice Kelly! Was that original? If so, you have talent my friend.
 

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Dam batboy!
I just need to pick your brain more often! That was GOOOOOOOD!
It might take me a six pack to come up with those.
Can you get 10 more??? :2tu: :2tu: :2tu:


Will work for mods. ;)
 
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