10 reasons to own a viper

[John Hackett]

I am getting frustrated with GM's poor and lackluster attempts to copy and original icon ie. the 03 viper (VO6 vette) the PT Cruiser(GM's HHR). I know that copying is the best form of flattery but enough is enough. I feel the strong urge to print another round of raucus tee shirts to beat up on G.M. and their lame design skills. The guys with the best ten get one free!!!!!!!
For those that remember my last one, wearing it gets great comments when walking through a corvette car club rally! HAAAAAAAAAAh!!
Any ideas??

 

[OKViper]

1) Vipers can do magic,Park it next to a Vette and the Vette will disappear.

 

[C O D Y]

Vipers make hot girls take pictures next to them and their husbands post the pics on the web! (sorry jason, it's all good!)

 

[anunakki]

Vipers make you want to sell your Ferrari - hey just talkin personal experience here

 

[Bolt]

Yesterday I had a chick blow me a kiss as I was driving by in my Viper.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

It took Chevy until 2005 to make a Vette that could beat a stock 1992 Viper

 

[QUICKV10]

Boys drive mustangs



Girls drive vette's



Men drive VIPER'S

 

[KHitman]

The left lane is for Vipers,

The middle lane is for Trucks,

The right lane is for Vettes.

(Actually have seen this scenario several times)

 

[56LesPaul]

Vette is borring....even the new Z06 is a yawn in terms of styling next to a viper.

All you need to know about the vette is that they sell more in automatic...why...for chicks

 

[MoparMan]

Yesterday I had a chick blow me a kiss as I was driving by in my Viper.

Take "a kiss" out of that and you've really got something to talk about.

 

[Newport Viper]

I can give you 34,021 reasons in 2006 alone, why I drive a Viper....


http://www.bowlinggreenassemblyplant.com/2006OptionPenetration.htm

 

[QUICKV10]

Around my area I see as many women driving vette's as guy's, not that that's a bad thing

 

[PDCjonny]

Good Lord that's a lot of vette production.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Good Lord that's a lot of vette production.

And more auto's than manual trannies...sad sad

 

[96GTS]

...because John Wayne would drive a Viper.

 

[Gerald Levin]

I have this on my license plate frame:

I LOVE CORVETTES
(Plate #)
THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

You could have a viper having a corvette for lunch.
(And whenver I see a vette I purposely get in front of them and slow down for them to read this)

 

[AJT]

I have this on my license plate frame:

I LOVE CORVETTES

THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

You could have a viper having a corvette for lunch.
(And whenver I see a vette I purposely get in front of them and slow down for them to read this)

I do the same
****** off the vets

I LOVE CORVETTES
"ATE-A-V8" (Lic Plate)
THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN

 

[John Hackett]

I got a new one!

Corvettes are for men who can't reach the pedals in a viper!

 

[kcobean]

Ten reasons to own a Viper and not a Vette:

#10: You'll never mistake another car as yours in a parking lot.

#9: You like your roof ON your car.

#8: "Cupholder" is NOT a performance component.

#7: I don't care what the TV show says...8 isn't enough.

#6: You'll never have to drive something with the same name as the guy who collects ***** samples from your dog.

#5: You want your cholesterol to go down, not your resale value.

#4: You'll never hear the high-school drop out working at the toll booth say "I have one too!"

#3: VW owners all secretly wonder about your "manhood".

#2: An automatic should hold 15 rounds, not two people.

#1: Eve wasn't tempted by a Vette for a reason.

 

[RAYSIR]

ROFLMAOhahahah You are too funny!!!.

Ten reasons to own a Viper and not a Vette:

#10: You'll never mistake another car as yours in a parking lot.

#9: You like your roof ON your car.

#8: "Cupholder" is NOT a performance component.

#7: I don't care what the TV show says...8 isn't enough.

#6: You'll never have to drive something with the same name as the guy who collects ***** samples from your dog.

#5: You want your cholesterol to go down, not your resale value.

#4: You'll never hear the high-school drop out working at the toll booth say "I have one too!"

#3: VW owners all secretly wonder about your "manhood".

#2: An automatic should hold 15 rounds, not two people.

#1: Eve wasn't tempted by a Vette for a reason.

 

[Dexter]

I got a new one!

Corvettes are for men who can't reach the pedals in a viper!

LMAO! OK, gotta have that on a shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hiss]

Saw this one the other day

"Only Men Play With Snakes"

 

[Andrew/USPWR]

So you won't blend.

 

[Dexter]

I got a new one!

Corvettes are for men who can't reach the pedals in a viper!

Something like this:

 

[Andrew/USPWR]

And hope they never find out our are adjustible?



I bought my GTS from a guy that was about 5'6''. He owned the car for 3 years and never new the pedals could be adjusted up. They were all the way down and the knob was missing. The knob.

 

[kcobean]

The knob.

You talking about the one under the dash or the previous owner? LOL

 

[Batboy]

Ten reasons to own a Viper and not a Vette:

#10: You'll never mistake another car as yours in a parking lot.

#9: You like your roof ON your car.

#8: "Cupholder" is NOT a performance component.

#7: I don't care what the TV show says...8 isn't enough.

#6: You'll never have to drive something with the same name as the guy who collects ***** samples from your dog.

#5: You want your cholesterol to go down, not your resale value.

#4: You'll never hear the high-school drop out working at the toll booth say "I have one too!"

#3: VW owners all secretly wonder about your "manhood".

#2: An automatic should hold 15 rounds, not two people.

#1: Eve wasn't tempted by a Vette for a reason.

Nice Kelly! Was that original? If so, you have talent my friend.

 

[John Hackett]

Dam Batboy!
I just need to pick your brain more often! That was GOOOOOOOD!
It might take me a six pack to come up with those.
Can you get 10 more???

 

[kcobean]

Nice Kelly! Was that original? If so, you have talent my friend.

Yep, that was original. I love brainstorming stuff like this.

 

[kcobean]

Dam batboy!
I just need to pick your brain more often! That was GOOOOOOOD!
It might take me a six pack to come up with those.
Can you get 10 more???

Will work for mods.