MY WIFE HATES THE 3.55 GEARS! SAYS HER NECK HURTS WHEN I SHIFT! WILL 3.73s HELP?

[EXECMALIBU]

TRUE STORY!

3.55 GEARS WORK GREAT!!

WE TOOK THE VIPER OUT THE OTHER NIGHT.

I JUMPED ON IT AND MY WIFE COMPLAINED THAT SHE HATES THE VIPER BECAUSE IT HURTS HER NECK..

SHE SAID THAT SHE DOES NOT REMEMBER HAVING THE PROBLEM BEFORE DID I CHANGE SOMETHING?

"NO DEAR IT MUST BE YOUR IMAGINATION"

SHE ALSO HATED MY 427 COBRA BECAUSE IT WAS TO LOUD AND HARD TO GET IN/OUT OF!

I WONDER IF SHE WILL LIKE THE 3.73 GEARS BETTER?


THE MORALE OF THE STORY IS..

IF YOUR WIFE HATES IT YOU MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT!!

 

[SoCal Rebell]

Time for a new wife

 

[snowmann]

Swap out the wife with a more attractive girlfriend, problem solved.

 

[EXECMALIBU]

I WILL DEFINATELY KEEP HER!

AFTER 25 YEARS OF BUYING,SELLING,RACING VINTAGE EXOTIC CARS AND MOTORCYCLES.. SOMTIMES AS MANY AS 35 AT ONE TIME..

WHEN I TELL HER THAT I JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER CAR OR MOTORCYCLE, I STILL HEAR THE SAME COMMENT AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS..

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT IT?"

NEVER COMPLAINING WHY DO I NEED ANOTHER CAR/BIKE!

WHEN I TELL HER THAT I AM GOING FOR THE DAY WITH MY FRIENDS TO RACE ONE OF MY CARS OR MOTORCYCLES, OR THAT I AM GOING TO A CAR SHOW OR SWAPMEET..

SHE SIMLY SAYS..

" HAVE FUN AND BE CAREFUL.. WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE HOME?"

I YOU CAN FIND A WOMAN THAT NEVER HASSLES YOU ABOUT YOUR HOBBIES(CARS,SPORTS,BIKES,GUNS,PLANES..ECT)

NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME AND ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF MONEY YOU SPEND!

MARRY HER!!

 

[Tim]

Mine was like that for the 1st 25 years, well behaved and didn't argue or question my need for speed.

And then something snapped and it wasn't her neck but more like her mind. It was nag, nag, nag for the last 2 years. Well I have kept her longer than any other toy so she has done well.

Time for a change. New girl friend with similar wants and needs in life and no more whining, at least for now.

It sounds like you have a good one and so did I. It could be worse.

Tim

 

[SUN RA KAT]

EXECMALIBU - Just tell her that her physical well being is your concern and you are putting the 3.07 gear back in. Just don't tell her that you are putting in a supercharger...

 

[bad viper]

Wife once told me "if you put that rollcage in the car I'm not riding it !"
Thereupon I said "wish you would have told me that 3 years ago!!!"

 

[Motor City Mad Man]

ExecMalibu, I just got off the phone with your wife. She said if you promise to not keep typing in all caps on the Viper forum, then you can get the 3.73's.

 

[TOOOFST]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hotwax:
Get her a neck brace...it's less expensive! Duct tape also works well.

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Duct tape her mouth right