V10SpeedLuvr
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Well they're trying to **** up to me because they know I've contacted Johnnie Cochran about the squished/unauthorized change of avatar scandal that is going on around here
ROFLMAO - YOU GUYS ARE MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN!!
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Well they're trying to **** up to me because they know I've contacted Johnnie Cochran about the squished/unauthorized change of avatar scandal that is going on around here
snampro
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I just realized we have 4 officers and three drive red cars:
did I tell you why I left andretti's? they didn't have an open race for another 2 hours!!!
did I tell you why I left andretti's? they didn't have an open race for another 2 hours!!!
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big-n-italian
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maybe we had better reconsider our little joke here lee, it looks like chad is SERIOUS!
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V10SpeedLuvr
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My legal counsel has advised me he thinks this is a very serious matter and will be "taking the gloves off" when it comes to fighting this case!
Please forward all future correspondence to Mr. Cochran at his office:
Please forward all future correspondence to Mr. Cochran at his office:
Lee00blacksilverGTS
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John and I have retained the firm of Crain, Poole and Schmidt. For some reason John wanted to hire that young blonde that works for them but as the matter is so serious I insisted on Denny Crain to defend us. Denny, besides being a fun guy to hang out with offers a major advantage over Mr. Cochran...... Denny is still breathing...... I think this major difference between counsels will become profound as we develop our defense. Denny just called us with his defense strategy. He said Mr.Cochran would recognize the legal principle behind it.
Denny said.........
"If the Avatar do fit, you must aquit!"
Denny Crain
Denny said.........
"If the Avatar do fit, you must aquit!"
Denny Crain
Lee00blacksilverGTS
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The title thing takes 2 seconds, and you would be the honorable ?????
And I presume by Avatar issues you must mean you would you like yellow wheels as well Sir?? They certainly would enhance that red car and impress your worthy leader!
V10SpeedLuvr
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During our prior conversations, Mr. Cochran failed to relay the fact that he is deceased. With this new detail coming to light, I have since made a few phone calls and hired some assistance for Mr. Cochran since this is looking like it could become a very emotionally charged case, and being deceased may hamper Mr. Cochran in providing the expert legal assistance that this case will no doubt require. I now present to the public, member #2 of my Prosecution Dream Team...the blonde from Mr. Denny Crain's office!
Her main job will be to distract the jury by wearing revealing clothes and licking her lips while the defense tries to explain why they should not be found guilty in this case
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big-n-italian
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WOW - YOU CHOOSE WELL CHAD!
here is a pic of a woman from the law firm of Dewey, Screwem and Howe.
i like yours ALOT better!
here is a pic of a woman from the law firm of Dewey, Screwem and Howe.
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i like yours ALOT better!
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big-n-italian
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Her main job will be to distract the jury by wearing revealing clothes and licking her lips while the defense tries to explain why they should not be found guilty in this case
this trial is WORTHLESS without pics!!
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big-n-italian
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dont worry lee, i told chad that even if he wins, we plan on appealing as high as the supreme court, which could keep his avatar online for YEARS!
V10SpeedLuvr
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The Dream Team has sent an email to Avatar Man containing a plea agreement that his legal team will be reviewing and seeing if they'd like to swap my avatar and save a long and costly trial. We await their response....
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big-n-italian
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The Dream Team has sent an email to Avatar Man containing a plea agreement that his legal team will be reviewing and seeing if they'd like to swap my avatar and save a long and costly trial. We await their response....
the avatar team has received you email chad, and we have decided to accept your offer as written.
we are happy to hear that you will continue to provide the VCA membership with your photographic coverage of the local Georgia ******* female staff, (found in paragraph (a)), along with your best attempts to refrain from bragging about how you can "drive your viper all year 'round", (found in paragraph (b)).
we also agree to your offers found in paragraph (c), which include the following: (c1) ******* hot wings and beer, and (c2) ******* bikini contest judging.
we also agree that the details of these offers found in paragraph (c) will not be disclosed to anyone at any time.
your new avatar will be online soon.
snampro
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just so you guys know, we heckle him at meetings too, so we are covering all the bases...
InjectTheVenom
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LMFAO you guys are nuts I must strongly protest against the agreement for paragraph c however
I must strongly protest against the agreement for paragraph c however V10SpeedLuvr
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I am glad this case came to a (somewhat) peaceful resolution. Now if we can iron out the squished avatar situation, we can all try to put this scandal behind us and enjoy staring at my avatar
danfromohio
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Chad, why don't you post some more of the full-sized photos from your real avatar?!!
V10SpeedLuvr
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You must've missed the Viper/chick thread! I have plenty of pics on it. Its 75 pages long now so I have no clue where to tell you to start looking, but here's one from my avatar on page 54
http://www4.forum.viperclub.org/showflat...art=54&vc=1
danfromohio
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Yep, missed it! Great thread! Thanks!
