The Dream Team has sent an email to Avatar Man containing a plea agreement that his legal team will be reviewing and seeing if they'd like to swap my avatar and save a long and costly trial. We await their response....
the avatar team has received you email chad, and we have decided to accept your offer as written.
we are happy to hear that you will continue to provide the VCA membership with your photographic coverage of the local Georgia ******* female staff, (found in paragraph (a)), along with your best attempts to refrain from bragging about how you can "drive your viper all year 'round", (found in paragraph (b)).
we also agree to your offers found in paragraph (c), which include the following: (c1) ******* hot wings and beer, and (c2) ******* bikini contest judging.
we also agree that the details of these offers found in paragraph (c) will not be disclosed to anyone at any time.
your new avatar will be online soon.