This is what happens when you hit a chicken at 120mph ....

[Schulmann]

Be careful when driving in the countryside ...

 

[2001 Sapphire Blue]

Yikes! What kind of car is that?

 

[Jerry Walker]

Damn,thats one that didnt make it across the road.gonna take a lot of detailing to get that mess cleaned up.

 

[Inferno]

At least it wasn't a moose:

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[Bob K]

That's not a chicken - it's a pheasant! And please, no fowl language!

Bob K
wildlife expert

 

[Casey]

wow! Not fun!

 

[Gottaviper]

That looks like a porsche boxster

Wow that sux.

 

[Cal Cobra]

Schulmann I guess you've been promoted to the Colonel

 

[Jeff-00-ACR]

At least it wasn't a horse...

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[Steve 00RT/10]

On a MCVO 'road rally' to the Chelsea Proving Grounds a few years ago, a crow had the misfortune of crossing our path while we were going 120. Luckily it was coming across the car and not head on. We were ******* for the ride and he/she was literally disintegrated by the A pillar on the driver's side. When we got to Chelsea, all that was left were a couple small feathers and some 'other' material---possibly from his a-hole area. A crow being exploded by a Viper at 120 has to fit in the category of ........'He died well'

Steve

 

[Gerald Levin]

Last mess I had in my car similar to this was when I was choking the chicken. But seriously, I have read of a few reports esp up here in Indiana that deer get hit all the time and just as a word of caution: if the dear does not die and is in your car, bolt big time, they can eviscerate you in seconds and that is not a pretty site. I've even read where one good samaritan went to help an injured deer and in a millisecond was eviscerated. One good kick from their hoof will rip you wide open.

 

[dennis]

Thank god it was just a Porsche.

 

[Warfang]

Last mess I had in my car similar to this was when I was choking the chicken. But seriously, I have read of a few reports esp up here in Indiana that deer get hit all the time and just as a word of caution: if the dear does not die and is in your car, bolt big time, they can eviscerate you in seconds and that is not a pretty site. I've even read where one good samaritan went to help an injured deer and in a millisecond was eviscerated. One good kick from their hoof will rip you wide open.

Reminds me of that scene in Tommy Boy.

 

[pauljkopick]

N-A-S-T-Y-!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bobpantax]

What is the last thing the chicken saw just before it died?











Its ******.

 

[sween]

wow. is that your car?