Who thinks they have the slowest Viper here?

[BigCarrot]

I know I do.

 

[Gerald]

me! I've NEVER been to the track so now I have proof!

 

[jason427]

Did you run it??? I was the other guy who almost bought the car you are driving? Funny enough I found another two weeks later in Colorado Springs also. They have some nice cars over there
Jason

 

[MichaelP]

I know I do.

Ok you may have the slowest Viper but I am the slowest Viper driver.

 

[SUN RA KAT]

I have one of the faster (not fastest) Vipers here, but I'm also one of the slower (not slowest) drivers here, so I may be the most mediocre...

 

[BigCarrot]

Here we go again! I didn't make this post, some idiot in my office did it on my PC. Ha Ha! Just for the record, I think I probably have one of the faster stock cars. I had pretty high dyno numbers.

 

[BigCarrot]

LOL

 

[MichaelP]

I know I do.

Ok you may have the slowest Viper but I am the slowest Viper driver.

I didn't make this post some idiot in a stock Civic who beat me did.

 

[NapaRT10]

Just got my 94 in December 02. It must be slow because it
took the previous owners 9 years to go 7700 miles.

 

[2BADD 4U]

Probably I do, Today I graduated from 2500 rpms to 3500 rpms as I broke the 200 mile marker!!! Look out Now!

Best, Dave

 

[ViperJoe]

Who's got the butt ugliest POS Viper around? (like 3 different wheels, body damage, primer, non matching door(s), etc?

 

[V10 MOJO]

i thought i had the slowest viper then i realized the driver just sucked, LOL. anyway; since V10 nats, ive improved my times from a best of 12.5's to 11.8's and i know this bucket got more to give as i continue to improve.

 

[lleone]

Looking at my autocross stats... It's not that I'm frequently beat up my Miatas and such, I mean come on, our engines out weigh them. It's those WRX drivers like my wife that are the ones that really frost me. And it's all because:

I drive like a novice... I drive like a novice... I drive like a novice...

So there!

Lou
(singing to no one in particular)

 

[Buckeye Viper]

*raises hand*

I haven't taken mine over 75 yet

Two speeding tickets in one year hurts

-J

 

[garolittle]

Hey! I have a question ... who has the fastest woman?

 

[BigCarrot]

Me! Mine is so fast I haven't even seen her yet!