What you don't say to a Cop even if you feel like it.
I actually used #3 one time and got out of a ticket!
1.I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.(OK in Texas)
2.Sorry,Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village people?
4.Hey, you must've been doinabout 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5.Are you Andy or Barney?
6.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8.I pay your salary!
9.Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10.When the Officer says "Gee Sir....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
I actually used #3 one time and got out of a ticket!
1.I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.(OK in Texas)
2.Sorry,Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village people?
4.Hey, you must've been doinabout 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5.Are you Andy or Barney?
6.I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8.I pay your salary!
9.Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!
10.When the Officer says "Gee Sir....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
