Sex, Lies, and Dodge Vipers

[Anaconda]

Here is a funny one for ya

Pulling up to the staging lanes at the Mopar S nats many years ago , with my buddies daughter along for the ride,
I let her out as I come up to the box, the guy staging gos "hey mister I gots to get me a car like that so i can get a pretty girl like your girlfriend!"

She was 12!

I'm not sure if that is "funny" or "frightening."

 

[Tom Welch]

Did I ever tell you guys about Juanita?

She had long, black hair......streaming from her left nostril, and every time she sneezed, it popped like a
bullwhip!

Tom

 

[Gerald Levin]

Just read this entire thread and for a minute of so I was wondering who had the b@lls to use PMUM's name until I looked at the date and realized it was Paul himself. I never knew the guy, I wish I did, but it was nice to read his posts.
RIP PMUM.