<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YellowSnake:
Hey Butch, you ask a lot of questions...
How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?
Why do mice always choose to run across the room in the middle of good TV shows, and never during the commercials?
Why do you only slip and fall when carrying fragile things?
Why does the buttered side of the toast always land on the floor?
Why do you only go out for spaghetti while wearing a white shirt?
Why doesn't cable TV show anything good?
Why do you only crave fast food AFTER the restaurant has closed for the night?
Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"
Why are you reading this page?
Why are baby predators cuter than baby harmless creatures?
Why can I never find my book after setting it down for twenty seconds?
Why is there no good and cheap Macintosh software readily available?
Why wasn't I born rich?
Why is Baywatch so popular, if nobody I know ever watches it?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ----------------------------------------------------------- HEY YELLOW MILK SHAKE HERE'S THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS:1) 23 DUCK'S 2)BECAUSE THE MICE WERE HORNY 3)BECAUSE THE **** WASN'T DRY 4)BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU TOOK A DUMP 5)BECAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY SHIRT CHUCK HAD 6)BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET (THE PRICE IS RIGHT) 7)BECAUSE CATHRINE STARTS WORK AT 11:00 P.M. 8)WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY A RT/10 9)BECAUSE I'M *** 10)LET'S NOT BRING CHUCK INTO THIS 11)BECAUSE YOUR A DUUMY 12)WHY WOULD YOU BUY A MAC 13)YOU WERE 14)SCRE* YOU I LIKE BAYWATCH