Excuses we use to drive our Vipers....

[charlesj]

So does your wife forgive you for "ebmarassing" her by getting her a bottle of such a low value ? Or is she not such a wine lover and do you show her how much she means to you with other things ? Sorry if my question is a little bold btw

injectthevenom - dude, she doesn't care. to her, wine is wine. i usually buy the boxed stuff. i guess as we get older & our tastes become more refined & the real key -> as i make more money, then i will certainly buy her some fancy $30 bottle of wine. i'm sure there are some sophisticated dudes reading this thinking that a $30 bottle of wine is cheap piss and they typically spend hundreds on a bottle of wine. it's all relative. $3 pink champagne is really really good if you are on welfare.

 

[InjectTheVenom]

So does your wife forgive you for "ebmarassing" her by getting her a bottle of such a low value ? Or is she not such a wine lover and do you show her how much she means to you with other things ? Sorry if my question is a little bold btw

injectthevenom - dude, she doesn't care. to her, wine is wine. i usually buy the boxed stuff. i guess as we get older & our tastes become more refined & the real key -> as i make more money, then i will certainly buy her some fancy $30 bottle of wine. i'm sure there are some sophisticated dudes reading this thinking that a $30 bottle of wine is cheap piss and they typically spend hundreds on a bottle of wine. it's all relative. $3 pink champagne is really really good if you are on welfare.

Ah ok I couldn't help myself from having this image in my mind of a disappointed wife running after you with a doughroller in one hand and the wine bottle in the other, lol

 

[Newport Viper]

Honey, do you need more tampons??

 

[InjectTheVenom]

Honey, do you need more tampons??

Lololololololol VERY good one !

 

[got one]

wow

 

[got one]

Honey, I need to xx for the xx. Fill in the blank, but just make it something in regards to her.

 

[garolittle]

"Time for a little more Shock & Awe"

 

[EA6BPilot]

Because my "4 Wheeled Psychologist" ends up being cheaper than a shrink!