Single Viper owners

[98MODMTR]

welll, let's just say the choice of men here in WV is limited hahaa

Nice talking to you on the phone today.

uhhh...think that was another girl hahaha!

Shush, your screwing up my mojo.

 

[98MODMTR]

Anaconda: This may be a more encompassing statement, thus even better sarcasm >

I can't meet a woman's needs on any level.

Well, that's what sets us apart. I bring a girl flowers, she wants diamonds. I cook for a girl, she wants to go out.

hehe, I took a girl out to dinner about a month ago, and one of those damn flower girls came by the table. I felt obligated to buy a flower, so I did. I made the mistake of saying "I didn't want to not buy the flower, because I figured you would think I was cheap." I can't quite figure out why she never called again....

Cause you didn't put her in her place and make her call you daddy.

 

[98MODMTR]

Leslie,

I can only imagine the *** Leslie is getting now.

I'm getting TONS too.

Your killing me over here.

 

[Anaconda]

I've just resigned to the fact that no matter how hard I try, I just can NOT figure out women. I've tried. And in my younger years (I am 29 now) I actually thought I understood them to some extent. Now I have come to the bitter realization that I just know absolutely nothing about women.

 

[Cop Magnet]

Leslie, I am young, single, and have the stamina of a bull.

Your older, wiser, hawt, and share a lot of similiar interest.

Call me crazy, but I think this makes a beautiful beginning!

Call her older. Yeah, that always works!

 

[01sapphireGTS]

This thread has the makings for a beautifully dysfunctional dating site. It could be fun to see how it all unfolds, as any participants would have hundreds of VCA chaperones. A VCA reality show of sorts... ( Maybe no *** aloud, only thread posts )

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

I've just resigned to the fact that no matter how hard I try, I just can NOT figure out women.

I'm 45. I've been single my entire life. I have dated every available woman on the planet.

If you have 15 seconds to spare I can tell you everything I've learned about women.

 

[Pictureman]

You just need to marry an understanding woman. My wife lets me have young single girls over all the time to pose with my Viper or to go for rides with me. The girls even pay me a bunch of $ afterwards. Maybe you guys aren't charging enough.

Does it still count if the girls are still in High School and the mom is usually looking over my shoulder?

 

[Anaconda]

If you have 15 seconds to spare I can tell you everything I've learned about women.

If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

What else is there?

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

 

[sween]

lol

 

[YouWish]

Anaconda I am 35 years old I gave up also on trying to figure women out. Just when you think your doing things right your not. My Mom owns a flower shoppe and I swear the more I get a girl fancy flowers the more she hates me. I give up...oh well back to hunting for more women lol.

 

[YouWish]

Pictureman your the man!!!

 

[big-n-italian]

Aint that the truth chuck.

 

[GodShall]

Pictureman..

Nice ride....

THe car aint bad either

 

[Viperfreak2]

Why not ask for a new section on this site "Viper personals" or "thehookuproom" or "date a snake" or whatever. It might add some interest.

 

[NOTV8]

 

[Cop Magnet]

Chuck, here's what you need:

 

[red heat]

In my owners manual it states that when you drive by some hot women, they're supposed to lift up their shirts for you but this doesn't seem to happen. I even slow down a little bit to give them time. I'm going to have to complain to Dodge about this.

 

[Warfang]

In my owners manual it states that when you drive by some hot women, they're supposed to lift up their shirts for you but this doesn't seem to happen. I even slow down a little bit to give them time. I'm going to have to complain to Dodge about this.

is it covered under warranty?

 

[YouWish]

Chuck, here's what you need:

LMFAO!!!

 

[JUCD VPR]

PIMPIN ain't EASY. muahahahaha
But i make it look easy hhahahahah

 

[sween]

Chuck, here's what you need:

where can you get this remote.

 

[Matt]

Does it still count if the girls are still in High School and the mom is usually looking over my shoulder?

Wow, that's pretty *****. Not only should it count, you should get bonus points.

 

[Warfang]

Chuck, here's what you need:

where can you get this remote.

eBay... don't mind my negative feedbacks

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

Well I knew this day was coming, I must now announce myself as the newest single Viper owner. I'm 24/m/ga/pics/drives a Viper...oh wait most everyone here drives a Viper...dangit there goes my best pickup line

 

[YouWish]

LOL

 

[94RT10Ohio]

33 and single here and Chucks post is the main reason. I have yet to find a simple gal.

 

[Warfang]

33 and single here and Chucks post is the main reason. I have yet to find a simple gal.

Good luck finding a simple gal in a Viper.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

33 and single here and Chucks post is the main reason. I have yet to find a simple gal.

Good luck finding a simple gal in a Viper.

My girl would refer to my Viper as "just a car" (I never claimed she was a Rhodes Scholar) but then get HIGHLY pissed if a girl even asked to pose by it. I guess now the next good looking girl to ask, not only gets a pic, but also a date lol