ChicagoGTS
Enthusiast
I\'m not a ****, but I love setting off alarms!!!
I was stuck in traffic in downtown Elmhurst yesterday at lunch on a nice warm 74 degree sunny day. There were lots of cars parked along the side of the street and I just love these situations because I get personally amused and excited by the power of these cars. Now I have no cats on my belanger system and my car is obnoxiously loud but as I was inching forward I rev'd my engine a little not much around 2000-2500 and the alarm of an Expidition parked across the street facing the opposite direction immediately starts blaring (real loud) 30 seconds later a guy in a dark suite comes out of a restaurant with this "who farted" look on his face. He looks around see's nothing strange presses his key ring (chirp, chirp) went his aftermarket alarm and back in he goes. Well I'm LMAO now so I wait 5-10 seconds and you guessed it; I lightly press the pedal and Vrooom! Again his alarm starts blaring and again he storms out now he looks pissed I can read a few four letter words coming out of his mouth but again he doesn't know what's happening. Now he's looking around his truck making sure nothings wrong, meanwhile I look in my rear view and the rest of traffic is in stitches as well. So this guy finally goes back in and traffic is starting to move again so me being the prankster that I am could not disappoint the cheers of "do it again". As the door is closing on the restaurant after he went back in, I just really rip it this time and for those of you with exhaust systems know (especially with superchargers), there is a definite breaking point after 3000rpm where it goes from loud to defening. Sure enough this time he is waiting behind the door and he comes running out as we are all belly laughing and driving away. He's got his middle finger in the air and the only words I could make out is: "YOU F'N ****"!!!
I was stuck in traffic in downtown Elmhurst yesterday at lunch on a nice warm 74 degree sunny day. There were lots of cars parked along the side of the street and I just love these situations because I get personally amused and excited by the power of these cars. Now I have no cats on my belanger system and my car is obnoxiously loud but as I was inching forward I rev'd my engine a little not much around 2000-2500 and the alarm of an Expidition parked across the street facing the opposite direction immediately starts blaring (real loud) 30 seconds later a guy in a dark suite comes out of a restaurant with this "who farted" look on his face. He looks around see's nothing strange presses his key ring (chirp, chirp) went his aftermarket alarm and back in he goes. Well I'm LMAO now so I wait 5-10 seconds and you guessed it; I lightly press the pedal and Vrooom! Again his alarm starts blaring and again he storms out now he looks pissed I can read a few four letter words coming out of his mouth but again he doesn't know what's happening. Now he's looking around his truck making sure nothings wrong, meanwhile I look in my rear view and the rest of traffic is in stitches as well. So this guy finally goes back in and traffic is starting to move again so me being the prankster that I am could not disappoint the cheers of "do it again". As the door is closing on the restaurant after he went back in, I just really rip it this time and for those of you with exhaust systems know (especially with superchargers), there is a definite breaking point after 3000rpm where it goes from loud to defening. Sure enough this time he is waiting behind the door and he comes running out as we are all belly laughing and driving away. He's got his middle finger in the air and the only words I could make out is: "YOU F'N ****"!!!
