Here's what to do. 1) get M-16; 2) Go to dealership at 2 AM; 3) Spray 100 armor piercing rounds into the dealer's new cars; 4) Leave quickly. :headbang: :headbang:
Hey David,
Will somebody be making a DVD (with outrageous sounds) of the event? I can't be there, but would really like to see the highlights on DVD. :headbang:
Good one Chuck. I'm still laughing.
Hey Shadow, listen very carefully. I'm going to give you some good advice. While you still have a penis, RUN, don't walk, away from this psycho-B**ch. There are LOTS of young, beautiful women (with big hooters) who love cars. They are out there just...
Hey kid, you've missed the whole "mystique" of owning a Viper. You've got to be able to feel it in your gut.
Owning a Viper is like picking up a hot, biker chick in a bar, and not sleeping all night long.
Owning a Corvette is like taking the local librarian to the malt shop, and getting home...
Congrats to Dr. Roof. I know you've been trying to get into the 9's for a long time, and you deserve the 9 second time slip for sure. A 151 MPH trap speed is amazing. Great job. :2tu:
Re: So when\'s the SVS vs DLM vs Heffner competition??
After reading all of your posts, I personally favor Yellow Fever's idea of all of us meeting for beers and seeing who has the, uh, best "equipment". That way, I know I'll win. :D :2tu: :headbang:
A dead mouse is a possibility, but if you've ever spilled milk in a car, you know what a horrible smell can result from this. A little milk seeping through the perforations in the seat will stink. Good luck.
They're just trying to cheat you, plain and simple. They do it to people every day. If you have to get rid of it, sell it yourself like Snakbit said. You'll do much better. Good luck.
Sorry to hear about your problems. I have StopTech on all four with 18" wheels, but I had them installed. This system is a fantastic brake set-up, and I'm sure StopTech will make it right. Good luck. Russ
I got my GTS back from Heffner's Performance Center last weekend. As most of you probably know, when I first had it supercharged, it came back with 751 RWHP and 728 RWTQ. I was happy with the performance (who wouldn't be), but after a while, I just had to take it to the next level. I sent the...
With cats, it has a deep, aggressive sound. Without cats, it's really wicked sounding and louder. When you start it up, I guarantee that heads will turn, and jaws will drop open. If you want a tame sounding exhaust, don't buy this! :cool:
Since I now have a B&B catback, the SVS catback is for sale. It's a 3" stainless system with twin, down-turned ends that exit at the rear. Great shape with no problems at all. $500 takes it. :cool:
Re: Heffner\'s Prototype Twin Turbo Viper GTS
It will only get better. After Jason gets everything done, be sure to have him take your car to the strip to see what numbers it can produce. :2tu:
I need some feedback from you top speed freaks. If I wanted to make an all out top speed run in my car, what special preparations need to be done to the car. I'm concerned about aerodynamics in the GTS. Has anybody ever had their car in a wind tunnel? Also, besides the Bonneville salt flats...
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