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Alice Adams: \"Viper Club, Confederation....or Cult?\"
Please help me with this.
Using approximate numbers, there are 14,000 Dodge Vipers manufactured. Correct?
Of these, is there an inventory of how remain in existence today...salvage title or not?
Follow with me here:
a. For every four Vipers having ever been sold, there is one member VCA member
b. Some indiviuals own more than one Viper (or trade q3 weeks)
c. Thus, an impressive proportion of Viper owners are VCA members.
Add these data:
a. Porsche owners have no necessary affinity for each other or shared interest in their vehicles. The vehicles represent status, class, and good engineering. It is not emotional; it is a sound business decision. Proportionate to sales numbers, few Porsche owners seek out Porsche club membership. Correct?
b. Proportion to vast sales surpassing 50 years, few Corvette owners belong to a Corvette club. Is this also correct?
Then who are Viper owners? I offer up that Viper owners are:
a. Automotive extremists (lacking only an Italian accent)
b. Are obsessively involved in everything from detailing to adding dual turbos
c. Are more interested in dyno numbers than window stickers
d. Have purchased their vehicle long after longing and lusting for it.
e. Are obsessively preoccupied with factory plans and feeling that they have some, and want more, input into design and engineering considerations
f. Readily share mods and tune tips with their brethren
g. Have an almost religious response to their cars, from weeping to physiologic responses that cannot be posted here
h. Love everything Viper, and any other Viper automatically garners respect and admiration from them
i. View design defects as "special features"
j. See driving as a developed skill, not passive commuting
k. Welcome rather than exclude all new owners
l. Are rarely mean-spirited, immediately supportive, and freely offer anything and everything they have learned from Zaino to legal defenses in court
Thus, I submit that this is, indeed, the Viper CULT of America. This should be made clear to all prospective buyers.
Alice
Please help me with this.
Using approximate numbers, there are 14,000 Dodge Vipers manufactured. Correct?
Of these, is there an inventory of how remain in existence today...salvage title or not?
Follow with me here:
a. For every four Vipers having ever been sold, there is one member VCA member
b. Some indiviuals own more than one Viper (or trade q3 weeks)
c. Thus, an impressive proportion of Viper owners are VCA members.
Add these data:
a. Porsche owners have no necessary affinity for each other or shared interest in their vehicles. The vehicles represent status, class, and good engineering. It is not emotional; it is a sound business decision. Proportionate to sales numbers, few Porsche owners seek out Porsche club membership. Correct?
b. Proportion to vast sales surpassing 50 years, few Corvette owners belong to a Corvette club. Is this also correct?
Then who are Viper owners? I offer up that Viper owners are:
a. Automotive extremists (lacking only an Italian accent)
b. Are obsessively involved in everything from detailing to adding dual turbos
c. Are more interested in dyno numbers than window stickers
d. Have purchased their vehicle long after longing and lusting for it.
e. Are obsessively preoccupied with factory plans and feeling that they have some, and want more, input into design and engineering considerations
f. Readily share mods and tune tips with their brethren
g. Have an almost religious response to their cars, from weeping to physiologic responses that cannot be posted here
h. Love everything Viper, and any other Viper automatically garners respect and admiration from them
i. View design defects as "special features"
j. See driving as a developed skill, not passive commuting
k. Welcome rather than exclude all new owners
l. Are rarely mean-spirited, immediately supportive, and freely offer anything and everything they have learned from Zaino to legal defenses in court
Thus, I submit that this is, indeed, the Viper CULT of America. This should be made clear to all prospective buyers.
Alice