The Top Ten is off the main site, but I've got them:
Top Ten Reasons why the Coupe is the COOLEST!
10 If I wanted a sunburn, I'd have bought a Harley <FONT COLOR="Blue">Kingman Hitz</FONT c>
9 You don't look like Don King after driving it! <FONT COLOR="Blue">Mike Owens</FONT c>
8 Driving a roadster in the rain is great.. if you're a duck. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Rob Hook</FONT c>
7 Rear window glass, the desert sun, and the tub in the back are the perfect combination for baking a "tire sized" cake. <FONT COLOR="Blue">David Blankenbaker</FONT c>
6 I like having ***** white translucent skin. Sun is bad for you <FONT COLOR="Blue">Andy Levitt</FONT c>
5 The "double bubble" has got to have some kind of Freudian significance. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Russ Beckett</FONT c>
4 I don't have to dislodge bugs from my forehead. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Martin Ahlers</FONT c>
3 You don't have to have hair to look cool driving it. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Brian Gwynn</FONT c>
2 Stripes make me look thinner. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Andy Levitt</FONT c>
And the number 1 Reason why the Coupe is the COOLEST...
1 ABOUT 18-MPH! <FONT COLOR="Blue">Richard Schencker</FONT c>
Top Ten Reasons why the Roadster RULES!
10 So the guy in the C5 you just blew past can hear you laughing! <FONT COLOR="Blue">Ryan Bender</FONT c>
9 C'mon, how many chics can you fit in a GTS?<FONT COLOR="Blue">Rob Hook </FONT c>
8 Better ventilation. WHAT? I SAID BETTER VENTILATION! <FONT COLOR="Blue">Richard Schencker</FONT c>
7 If I wanted practical, I'd buy a Honda. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Rob Hook</FONT c>
6 If you wanted perfect hair you would be driving a Cadillac. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Dan Elam</FONT c>
5 Far easier to hit signs with beer bottles. Yep, I'm in Alabama. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Richard Schencker</FONT c>
4 Car automatically "vacuums" itself at 100MPH <FONT COLOR="Blue">Mark Mazon</FONT c>
3 My tan will be darker in VEGAS! <FONT COLOR="Blue">Ryan Bender</FONT c>
2 Allows far more room for a big head. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Richard Schencker</FONT c>
And the number 1 Reason why the Roadster RULES...
1 I had chili for lunch. VENTILATION <FONT COLOR="Blue">Rob Hook</FONT c>
