This gave me a good chuckle;
Get Snake-Bit for $22,995! - 1996 Dodge viper - Jalopnik
"That Eagle was an AMC product with a transmission sourced from Chrysler, and was as comforting as an old sweater. Today, we've got a Mopar product with a transmission built by Tremec, and that is as comforting as an out of control freight train overrun with nut-sac chewing rabid chipmunks and with you, tied naked to the nose."
Ahh distorted media perception, but oh so funny
Get Snake-Bit for $22,995! - 1996 Dodge viper - Jalopnik
"That Eagle was an AMC product with a transmission sourced from Chrysler, and was as comforting as an old sweater. Today, we've got a Mopar product with a transmission built by Tremec, and that is as comforting as an out of control freight train overrun with nut-sac chewing rabid chipmunks and with you, tied naked to the nose."
Ahh distorted media perception, but oh so funny
