VIPERS ANONYMOUS...

[charlesj]

i need serious help... only had her about 2 weeks and i already have put @ 800 miles on her & $150 in gas. and that's just cruising, never take her to work. is there a clinic i can go to or sumthin? vipers anonymous... hello my name is charlesj and i am addicted to driving my viper... (in unison they all reply, "hello charlesj." anybody else have this problem?

it's been 2 hrs since my last fix and i am already jonesin. i don't know how you dudes do it that have the super ultra low mile vipers, and there is a lot of you. i do not have the discipline... i luv to drive her so much that i don't have time to wash her. i know you zainomaniacs are crawling up the wall. and yesterday it rained all over her. just a real short burst of rain too. the real messy kind. dirtied her up bad.. she's my dirty girl now. lol...

 

[STUGOTS]

i need serious help... only had her about 2 weeks and i already have put @ 800 miles on her & $150 in gas. and that's just cruising, never take her to work. is there a clinic i can go to or sumthin? vipers anonymous... hello my name is charlesj and i am addicted to driving my viper... (in unison they all reply, "hello charlesj." anybody else have this problem?

it's been 2 hrs since my last fix and i am already jonesin. i don't know how you dudes do it that have the super ultra low mile vipers, and there is a lot of you. i do not have the discipline... i luv to drive her so much that i don't have time to wash her. i know you zainomaniacs are crawling up the wall. and yesterday it rained all over her. just a real short burst of rain too. the real messy kind. dirtied her up bad.. she's my dirty girl now. lol...

very normal.

Take 2 spins around the block and wash her in the morning.


Welcome to the wonderful world of vipers.


P.S. had mine almost a year and a half to the day and I still do it lol

 

[TCKTPLZ]

Give it to me and buy a hybrid Toyota. A lot cheaper on gas and you'll never have to worry about wanting to drive again.

 

[got one]

Welcome...and I always say this to the new folks...It will be hard to sleep late on a nice weekend as long as that thing is in the garage. Enjoy!!!

 

[Mark Red GTS Cooper]

Hey Charles,

Cruise on down next weekend for the ******* get together, look in the events section

Mark

 

[Andy 98 RT/10]

Vipers were made to drive. Don't even begin to feel guilty about driving it, that's what we get them for.

 

[ROCKET62]

It's not a car it's an obsession!

Nothing like a VIPER smile.