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    Lexus SC300 sleeper

    Who cares? Who wants a car that nobody will notice? Most guys I know bought their Viper because it looks wild.
  2. 9

    GTS as a Daily Driver

    Keep your 'Vette. You're not yet ready to enjoy the raw, outrageous, explosive experience of a GTS. Gee, I think I just described an orgasm.
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    Redneck broad making big deal out of beating Viper

    Absolutely correct! The Z06 DID NOT beat the Viper, but rather, the driver of the Z06 beat the driver of the Viper. Bad driver = bad time no matter what you're driving.
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    Part 1 Who lets their wife/Gf drive their Viper?

    My wife is happy to drive her '02 Z06. She drove my GTS once (pre-Heffner), and she didn't like it. "Too loud, hard to shift, smells bad". I guess I'm just lucky.
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    GTS Coupe Which year to buy and why??

    Buy a '96 of course. Actually, if I was going to buy a GTS today, I'd look for the best 2002 I could lay my hands on. BTW congrats on your "coming over to the dark side". We call that "seeing the light". My wife drives a '02 stock Z06, and it's a fine car, but you will NEVER regret making the...
  6. 9

    Viper Totaled Today , PICs

    Holy $hit!! I can't imagine what I'd do if this happened to me, but I'd probably run out of ammo. Best of luck in your quest for justice. :(
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    Spring Viper Mag arrived today

    Skunkwerks or skunkworks refers to a small group of people who, in order to achieve unusual results, work on a project in a way that is outside the usual rules. They normally work on a project in secret with a "black" budget. The skunkworks at Lockheed developed the super secret SR-71...
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    When will AEM system be available??

    Thanks for the response. Their engine management system will probably be my next upgrade.
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    When will AEM system be available??

    I've heard great things about an engine management system called AEM. Who makes it, and when can we get it??
  10. 9

    Priceless Memory

    Great story Dave, but you need to change your name on the board to BIG SOFTY. :cool:
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    Anyone transporting a car needs to read

    Gary has transported my '96 GTS several times for upgrades. He is a fanatic about getting things exactly right, and a great guy. But hey, what else would you expect? He is a Viper freak, just look at his own car, a Heffner supercharged beast. If Gary's haulin' your car, you can rest easy...
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    Almost did something CRAZY

    Thanks Chad. I was starting to think that I was the only crazy one out there.
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    Almost did something CRAZY

    I was following a piece of farm machinery on a 2 lane county road. It was one of those rigs with HUGE tall tires. I could have passed it, but the more I looked at it, the more I felt like I could just drive under it between the wheels! There was plenty of clearance, but I came to my senses...
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    Has anyone encountered a new Mercedes E55?

    The E55 AMG is only one of several cars that are currently available that are seriously FAST. Mercedes has several models that will give you a run for your money. When the SL65 AMG comes out, you better call Heffner for an upgrade. Just think how stupid you'll feel when you get thumped by some...
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    So tell me How do I re-learn how to shift while drag racing

    Don't power shift unless you want to destroy your car. :headbang:
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    May 19th 2004 National "Don't Buy Gas" Day!!!!!!!!!

    Re: May 19th 2004 National As I recall I paid a hefty "gas guzzler" tax on my S-600 and maybe the Viper too. The way I see it, I paid for the "privilege" to drive a fuel inefficient car up front when I bought it. Screw the oil companies. It's over $4.00 a gallon in California. Crazy! :mad:
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    How can you leave your Viper parked without worrying all the time?

    When I go out in my Viper, I try to park away from the crowd, but still in a clearly visible area. It's also important to park "up stream" of run away shopping carts. At car shows, I rarely leave the car unattended because experience has taught me that the world is full of jealous, low life...
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    How did you afford to buy a Viper?

    B.S. in Pharmacy (5 years) D.D.S. (4 years) Oral & Maxillofacial Surgery residency (3 years) Education + hard work + dream = VIPER ! :2tu:
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    whistling sound???

    What a coincidence! Ever since I picked up my car from Heffner's, it has a whistling sound too. :headbang:
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    Two questions on the GTS

    Check out StopTech brakes. They're one of the best at a reasonable price. Call JonB @ Parts Rack.
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    Pics Of Them Gettin BUSTED Stealin My Valve Stem Caps

    If this happened in the Middle East, these little jerks would get their hands chopped off. :usa:
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    Final Edition#307 has been Unleashed!!. Thanks Jason.

    Re: Final Edition#307 has been Unleashed!!. Thanks Jason. Congrats - Enjoy your car and be careful. :headbang:
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    Started using 3M last night!

    Porter Cable makes the best random orbital buffer on the market. Get one, and you will wonder how you ever got alone without it. Good luck.
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    Meguiar's NXT Tech Wax is the new king!

    Re: Meguiar\'s NXT Tech Wax is the new king! I got some of the stuff yesterday and tried it lastnight on my black MB S-600. I thought I'd try it on one of my other cars before I tried it on my GTS. I used my Porter Cable to apply it on a small area on the hood of the MB. The results were...
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    Cause of Mistress's fire finally discovered - warning to all.

    Re: Cause of Mistress\'s fire finally discovered - warning to all. When I fill up, I NEVER trust the nozzle to shut off automatically. I just listen to the sound of the gas going into the tank. As the gas starts to come up the filler neck of the tank, the pitch changes. When I hear the pitch...

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