April 1st Product Announcement

[jp]

Hahahaaaa....

Cheers!

 

[tzoid]

I think he forgot to say.........April Fool's

 

[Performin Norman]

April fools. hahaha

 

[Sean Roe]

Okay, now I'll say it........ April Fools

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I know, don't quit my day job

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P.S.
For you non-Corvette folks, the 1983 model never made it to production

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[Sean Roe]

Others have asked the question "what if". Well, now Roe Racing has done the impossible (err...unthinkable).

We at Roe Racing are proud to announce our latest and greatest Viper modification yet.


We now off complete Viper to Vette conversion systems.

The body kit consists of all panels needed to give your Viper the stunning look of a 1983 Corvette and requires only simple hand tools to install (sawzall, hammer, nails, superglue, etc.). The engine kit consists of restrictor plates and instructions on how to remove two spark plug wires.
The tire and wheel package completes the look and features new Goodyear Eagles stored since 1983.

Performance figures are expected to bewilder all the leading automotive magazines. For only $59.95, you can turn your Viper into something truly "unique" that will draw attention everywhere you go. Soon to be the latest rage at all VCA meetings!

To order yours, simply call 1-800-GOT-VETTE

Act now as the PVTA (Professional Viper Tuners Association) is forcing us raise our prices 300% across the board so that we may compete on their low volume / high margin sales level.

 

[Sean Roe]

Thanks for the order Scott!

Due to recent order volume, our orders have now exceeded our supply. Please expect 6 to 12 months for delivery.

Due to the popularity of this kit and the tremendous value it offers, we must raise our price to $59,995.00. A 50% deposit is required at the time of the order. Though no document stating this will exist, a restocking fee of 50% will be charged for any orders canceled.