treynor
Enthusiast
OK, this is just silly. I'm driving back to work after lunch today, and end up stuck at the light behind a late-model 4.6 Mustang GT. Now, a stock 4.6 isn't even a challenge for a normal Viper, and this guy with the crazy hairdo is looking in his rearview mirror and seeing my yellow Viper with a staccato idle like an angry powerboat and the words "SUPERCHARGED BY DOUG LEVIN" emblazoned across its windshield.
So what does he do when the light turns green? He punches it! After a moment's surprise, I roll into the gas... definitely less than half throttle, then have to back out of it because I'm going to rear-end him.
I hear his car shift (sounds like an automatic) and I pick up 2nd and roll into the gas again... and again, right out. We're up to about 50 mph now, so I back off (why risk a ticket for such a silly encounter??) and he goes blasting off down the road.
OK, so admittedly my commuter car's faster than the average bear, but that Mustang seemed so... well, slow, even by normal standards. Are those things just dogs when stock, or what?
So what does he do when the light turns green? He punches it! After a moment's surprise, I roll into the gas... definitely less than half throttle, then have to back out of it because I'm going to rear-end him.

OK, so admittedly my commuter car's faster than the average bear, but that Mustang seemed so... well, slow, even by normal standards. Are those things just dogs when stock, or what?