Any Viper cornholers around?

AndyR

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Check it out. I've been trying out my wife's embroidery/sewing machine making some ******** bags.

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A cornholing we will go.
 

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Suggestion. Change title.

Request. Make me a sneaky pete pillow. Black with yellow logo.
 

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Cool embroidery, but what the **** are they for?? Might have a hard time marketing them with that title...
 

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That's great. Can I get one set in the viper logo and one with the Sneeky Pete?
For those who don't know, you get points if your in the hole or closest to the hole.
 

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That's great. Can I get one set in the viper logo and one with the Sneeky Pete?
For those who don't know, you get points if your in the hole or closest to the hole.

I don't know what goes on in other parts of the country, but down here in the South a cornholer would be likely to get shot way before he could even get near the hole.
 

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That's great. Can I get one set in the viper logo and one with the Sneeky Pete?
For those who don't know, you get points if your in the hole or closest to the hole.

I don't know what goes on in other parts of the country, but down here in the South a cornholer would be likely to get shot way before he could even get near the hole.

LMAO!!! :D
 

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Remember when you were young, you rose like the sun.
Shine on you crazy ********.
Now there's a look in your eyes, lookin' for black holes like in the sky.
Shine on you crazy ********.
You were caught being cross dressed in the hood, in queendom,
blow'n on the steel sleeve.
Come on your target from faraway (laughter), come on you stranger,
you legend, you martyr, and shine!

You reached for the secret too soon, you rose for the moon.
Shine on you crazy ********.
Threatened by shadows at night, and expos'n your light.
Shine on you crazy ********.
Well you wore out your welcome with your random circumcision'd,
rode on the steel sleeve.
Come on your raver, your seer of visions, come on your painter,
you piper, you prisoner, and shine!
 

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When I was in Alcatraz we used to say:

If I had the wings of an angel and the balls of a baboon,
I'd scale these prison walls and ******** the man in the moon.

Still don't know what that means,,, I was just a tourist!

Nice work Andy!
 

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Remember when you were young, you rose like the sun.
Shine on you crazy ********.
Now there's a look in your eyes, lookin' for black holes like in the sky.
Shine on you crazy ********.
You were caught being cross dressed in the hood, in queendom,
blow'n on the steel sleeve.
Come on your target from faraway (laughter), come on you stranger,
you legend, you martyr, and shine!

blah blah blah

I don't think the Floyd is into Cornholing.

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That's great. Can I get one set in the viper logo and one with the Sneeky Pete?
For those who don't know, you get points if your in the hole or closest to the hole.

I don't know what goes on in other parts of the country, but down here in the South a cornholer would be likely to get shot way before he could even get near the hole.


LMAO
 
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This is too hilarious!! I figured that many midwesterners would know what the heck I was talking about and the coasters probably would not. Half of the fun of the game is making fun of the name. You need to have a good feel for your sack when you and your partner are cornholing.

For those who'd like me to make a set for you, please email me. Click on my name to the left <---- to connect to my email. We can talk about colors etc.
 

gthomas

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Remember when you were young, you rose like the sun.
Shine on you crazy ********.
Now there's a look in your eyes, lookin' for black holes like in the sky.
Shine on you crazy ********.
You were caught being cross dressed in the hood, in queendom,
blow'n on the steel sleeve.
Come on your target from faraway (laughter), come on you stranger,
you legend, you martyr, and shine!

blah blah blah

I don't think the Floyd is into Cornholing.

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I dunno, they cornholed Roger Waters pretty good. :D



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Andy

Some of us get it. In fact, the Today show did a profile on ******** this past Thursday. (No, it was not filmed in a prison.)

The Bengals logo bags would be a big hit at our tailgate parties before the home games.

And, you're right. You should never mention ******** to anyone but a Midwesterner.

Now, do you know what Snake Toss is?
 

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You need to have a good feel for your sack when you and your partner are cornholing.
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Andy
I know what you mean--- Nothing like a good finger-roll over the sack just before you aim at the hole.
 

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HAHA!

***** name for this game but it is really popular around here. A good backyard beer drinking type of game.

Andy, I like the Viper ones.
 

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