1984 DODGE VIPER ???

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hey joking buddy "Butch_The_Snake" here are some for you...

How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.

What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.

Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.

The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".

How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
 
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JMcGuire, that comment was HILARIOUS, and well put! HAHA
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YellowSnake:
http://www.epinions.com/content_19164663428

Scroll to the bottom of this article, they claim they tested a "Model Year: 1984" Dodge Viper RT/10.

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YES IT'S TRUE YELLOW SHAKE I FIRST SAW THE FIRST VIPER IN 1984 IT WAS THE COOLEST CAR I HAVE EVER SEEN, IT WAS GOING PROBABLY GOING ABOUT 100 M.P.H. WHEN SPEED RACER PAST HIM......


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YellowSnake:
hey joking buddy "Butch_The_Snake" here are some for you...

How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.

What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.

Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.

The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.

A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".

How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

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HEY YELLOW MILK SHAKE WHAT'S THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN A YUGO AND A SATURN?
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YELLOW GTS VIPER K&N FILTERS,SMOOTH TUBES, BUTCH'S CAT BACK
 
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"BUTT-THE-*****"

You must remind them that buying signs is like buying cars, yes they all have four wheels and a steering wheel, but there are huge differences between a Saturn and a Yugo, mainly workmanship and design. And that's what you're paying for. Thats why I traded my RT/10 in for a Saturn.

When are you going to wake up and do the same?

(9's all day!)
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Butch The Snake:
HEY YELLOW MILK SHAKE WHAT'S THE DIFERENCE BETWEEN A YUGO AND A SATURN?

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How do I always get pulled into this? Listen Daddy Warbucks, anytime you wanna pull a Treynor and upgrade my ride for me go right ahead! In fact, I DARE you!
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YellowSnake:
"BUTT-THE-*****"

You must remind them that buying signs is like buying cars, yes they all have four wheels and a steering wheel, but there are huge differences between a Saturn and a Yugo, mainly workmanship and design. And that's what you're paying for. Thats why I traded my RT/10 in for a Saturn.

When are you going to wake up and do the same?

(9's all day!)


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YA I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN YELLOW SHAKE I ORDERED A 2003 RT/SATURN WITH THE 102 H.P. 110 FT/LBS, I'M BETTING THAT CAR WILL BREAK 20'S IN THE QUARTER.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 97 GTS:
How do I always get pulled into this? Listen Daddy Warbucks, anytime you wanna pull a Treynor and upgrade my ride for me go right ahead! In fact, I DARE you!


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YOU GOT IT CHUCKY, YOU BRING YOUR HOT SATURN OVER AND WE WILL PUT NOS ON IT AND MAKE THAT BABY KICK SOME A**
 

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now now.
Dont make me post the 10 second 1980s chrysler minivan we are all too familiar with. (stock internals, stock motor)
 
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