Clark Stegall Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!

[cstegall]

Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!

This has been the most entertaining thread on this site for quite some time. Everything really cracks me up -- EXCEPT THE FACT THAT CLARK STILL DOESN'T HAVE HIS CARD!!

And the said thing about it is at the end of the day....

I still DON'T have my card and I still DO have a midget fetish.

Where's Dr. Phil when you really need him?

 

[Joseph Houss]

Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!

Wait a second, Rock Star, I believe Barnum & Bailey is in NYC this week.... what size midget would you like?
VCA always aims to please!

Alright!...Joe steps up and volunteers to help feed my deviant behavior patterns
I always knew that there was lots more to Joe than most of us will ever see. Now we know that he follows the circus circuit AND always keeps tabs on those trophy dwarfs that I covet so much.
Thanks Joe...you da' Man....errr....midget ****.

No Prob Clark.... so what size did you say you preferred?

In all seriousness (am I allowed to go there?), I spoke to JRT yesterday, and they said your card went out in February (obviously absconded by one of your midget buddies), Kim will be calling you today to confirm all your address info, and a new card will be flown via midgetair to your door.

In the meantime, please cut Chris' creatively remastered ID card and use a bit of Elmer's to adhere it to last years' beauty.

 

[GTS Dean]

Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!

Cmon Deano....

One sincere compliment about the SRT = 4 IRL VIP Pit Passes

Whatdoya say dude?

OK,

The SRT Viper is more beautiful when viewed from underneath!

 

[BigCarrot]

Re: Clark Stegal Needs A Midget And A VCA Card!!!

Uhh, the SRT is beautiful!