Five Questions I've Never Been Asked........

[Don Hiltz]

Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Most of us have had to respond to the same questions at some time or another. The basic one is "How fast will it go"? The most insipid one is "How much did it cost"?

I have comprised my own list of questions which I've never been asked:
Does it have a V6 or a V8?
Does it have a lot of trunk space?
Doesn't it attract too much attention?
Why does your tag say "ZOOOOOM"?
Is that one of those new Hondas?

Any additions????????

Don

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Viper questions I have NEVER been asked...

Why don't you want me to take my top off?
Why won't you sleep with me?
Is $50 too much?

 

[Bob K]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Actually I have been asked the "V6 or V8" question before -- at an emissions testing facility.

Bob K

 

[Bonkers]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Is that one of those new Hondas?

That surprises me... I thought you gen3 owners got asked that as much as us Gen1/2 guys get asked about the speakers...

I have been told on many occasions that I do, in fact, have a V12 in my GTS. Apparently "Car and Driver" said so, therefore it must be true...

 

[aspme]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Don, I've been asked if my is one of the slow ones or do I have the v12 engine!

 

[DavidG]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

At a Taco Bell drive thru: "Excuse me sir, are you a bachelor?"

Been asked the "how much it cost?" one.

But probably the dumbest one was: "why would you want to buy a NEW one?" My answer: "because I can."

Dave

'06 Black SS Coupe

 

[Bill Pemberton Woodhouse]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

I seem to always get the questions that are borderline silly, but more of a quizical nature.

" Will it do 200mph?" " Well, no it will actually do 220!"

" How much are the tires?" " Oh, they are about $1000." " For all 4 of them?"
" Naw, they are that much , a piece, since I drive alot at 220mph ."

 

[06 VIPER]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Here is my question. Why did u pay so much for that car? Responce: Well actually I had a option in picking up seven Dodge Neons like yours, but I did not have the garage space.

 

[santo]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Here is my question. Why did u pay so much for that car? Response: Well actually I had a option in picking up seven Dodge Neons like yours, but I did not have the garage space.

THAT was a good one

Santo

 

[twinturbo3150]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

I thought quanity was always better than quality. Doesn't it just sound better ( Ya I have seven dodge neons.) wow you must be loaded.

 

[Warfang]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Is that one of those new Hondas?

I have to say... I saw a yellow SRT coming towards me yesterday from far away. I pointed out to my wife because we rarely see Vipers around here. As it got closer, to my horror, I realized was a Honda S2000! No, they are not twins, but the similarities are there, especially at a distance. It's not necessarily a minus for the SRT, but definately a plus for the honda.

 

[06 VIPER]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Thank god when it got close you were able to tell the difference. Go Viper Go!

 

[Andrew/USPWR]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

Is that one of those new Hondas?
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I have to say... I saw a yellow SRT coming towards me yesterday from far away. I pointed out to my wife because we rarely see Vipers around here. As it got closer, to my horror, I realized was a Honda S2000! No, they are not twins, but the similarities are there, especially at a distance. It's not necessarily a minus for the SRT, but definately a plus for the honda.
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I don't get it. Hondas are half the size.

I know from behind I always feel the SRT/10 looks like a MB SL55 on steroids.
I always felt both Gen II and Gen III look the way a GM should of made the vettes look. Dodge picked up the ball when Chevy dropped it and has been killing them on the court ever sense. IMO

 

[hshus03]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

When I had my 1993 roadster, many asked what the yellow horizontal viles were inside the headlight glass that were used to level the headlights. I would tell them they were lazers to clear slow moving traffic.

 

[Andrew/USPWR]

Re: Five Questions I\'ve Never Been Asked........

I've never been asked " does this come in a 4 door"